{"id":2251,"date":"2015-01-06T12:34:56","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T10:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2251"},"modified":"2015-01-06T12:34:56","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T10:34:56","slug":"the-dangers-of-a-hot-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2251","title":{"rendered":"The Dangers of a Hot Bath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.<\/p>\n<p>Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.<\/p>\n<p>A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the bath.<\/p>\n<p>The doorbell rang again. On went the slippers and robe, and the man started for the door again. He took one step, slipped on a wet spot, fell backward, and hit his back against the hard porcelain bathtub.<\/p>\n<p>Cursing under his breath, the man struggled into his street clothes and with every move a stab of pain, drove to the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>After examining him, the doctor said, &#8220;You know, you&#8217;ve been lucky. Nothing is broken. But you need to relax&#8230; Why don&#8217;t you go home and take a long hot bath?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath. Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang. The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door. A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes. Slamming the door, the man returned to the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[526,1137,1420],"class_list":["post-2251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medical","tag-doctor","tag-patient","tag-tension"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2251\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}