{"id":2243,"date":"2015-01-06T12:28:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T10:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2243"},"modified":"2015-01-06T12:28:05","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T10:28:05","slug":"graduate-nurses-versus-experienced-nurses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2243","title":{"rendered":"Graduate Nurses versus Experienced Nurses"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up.<\/li>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can&#8217;t read it.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse doesn&#8217;t wear a name badge for liability reasons.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse charts too much.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse doesn&#8217;t chart enough.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse doesn&#8217;t want anyone to know they are a nurse.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse can&#8217;t hear any alarms at any distance.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse loves to hear abnormal heart and breath sounds.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse doesn&#8217;t want to know about them unless the patient is symptomatic.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse spends 2 hours giving a patient a bath.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse lets the CNA give the patient a bath.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse thinks people respect Nurses.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse knows everybody blames everything on the nurse.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse looks for blood on a bandage hoping they will get to change it.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse knows a little blood never hurt anybody.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse looks for a chance &#8220;to work with the family&#8221;<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse avoids the family.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse expects meds and supplies to be delivered on time.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse expects them to never be delivered at all.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse will spend days bladder training an incontinent patient.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse will insert a Foley catheter.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse always answers their phone.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse checks their caller ID before answering the phone.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse thinks psych patients are interesting.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse thinks psych patients are crazy.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse carries reference books in their bag.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse carries magazines, lunch, and some &#8220;cough syrup&#8221; in their bag.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>A Graduate Nurse doesn&#8217;t find this funny.<br \/>\nAn experienced nurse does.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does. An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up. A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can&#8217;t read it. An experienced nurse doesn&#8217;t wear a name badge for liability reasons. A Graduate Nurse charts too much. 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