{"id":2217,"date":"2015-01-06T12:04:42","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T10:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2217"},"modified":"2015-01-06T12:04:42","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T10:04:42","slug":"a-short-history-of-medicine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2217","title":{"rendered":"A Short History of Medicine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;&#8230;.&#8221;Doctor, I have an earache.&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>2000 B.C. &#8211; &#8220;Here, eat this root.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>1000 B.C. &#8211; &#8220;That root is heathen, say this prayer.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>1850 A.D. &#8211; &#8220;That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>1920 A.D. &#8211; &#8220;That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>1975 A.D. &#8211; &#8220;That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>2006 A.D. &#8211; &#8220;That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;&#8230;.&#8221;Doctor, I have an earache.&#8221; 2000 B.C. &#8211; &#8220;Here, eat this root.&#8221; 1000 B.C. &#8211; &#8220;That root is heathen, say this prayer.&#8221; 1850 A.D. &#8211; &#8220;That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.&#8221; 1920 A.D. &#8211; &#8220;That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.&#8221; 1975 A.D. &#8211; &#8220;That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.&#8221; 2006 A.D. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[526,789],"class_list":["post-2217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-medical","tag-doctor","tag-history"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}