{"id":2207,"date":"2015-01-06T11:57:05","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T09:57:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2207"},"modified":"2015-01-06T11:57:05","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T09:57:05","slug":"other-marthas-who-have-been-in-trouble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2207","title":{"rendered":"Other Marthas Who Have Been In Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Martha De Sade:<br \/>\nJailed and later demonized in an insane asylum for knitting pornographic doilies as well as for torturing her sex partners with hot lemon-scented summer-candle wax. <\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha S. Thompson:<br \/>\nShunned by the white man&#8217;s culture after gaining notoriety for her high octane, uncontrolled works of drug induced literature such as &#8220;Fear and Loathing in Martha&#8217;s Vineyard&#8221; and &#8220;The White Zinfandel Diary.&#8221; <\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha of Arc:<br \/>\nAccused of being a witch in Omaha in 1951, she was burned at a steakhouse. <\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Raye:<br \/>\nWas falsely accused of embellishing the results of her endorsed denture cleanser by soaking her teeth regularly in correction fluid. <\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Reeves:<br \/>\nWas inaccurately denounced by devout churchgoers who believed the &#8220;Vandellas&#8221; were a modern, paganist cult who liked nothing more than cavorting and gyrating in stimulating ways in neighborhood roads and boulevards. <\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Washington:<br \/>\nWas once publicly slandered, accused of trying to coerce her husband to move the U.S. capital from Philadelphia to Martha&#8217;s Vineyard. <\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Plimpton:<br \/>\nWhile filming the movie Parenthood, was unjustifiably rumored to have said that co-star Keanu Reeves&#8217; &#8220;kissing is worse than his kung fu.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Osbourne:<br \/>\nDied of an overdose at age 4 after getting into the glove box in her father&#8217;s car.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Mandela:<br \/>\nThis Belgian tourist was wrongly jailed in South Africa for 2 weeks in 1983 based solely on her family name.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Arnold:<br \/>\nAlthough she turned in her brother Benedict, she was later exiled from America&#8217;s new elite class when President Washington&#8217;s wife proclaimed, &#8220;This country is only big enough for one Martha!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Jackson:<br \/>\nBeing tone-deaf in a family of musicians was her only sin, but she was abandoned at an orphanage at age 3.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Martha Simpson:<br \/>\nThe mother of OJ, she was there the night of Nicole&#8217;s &#8220;accident&#8221;. Only Martha knows how the gloves got there, and she&#8217;s not telling!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Martha De Sade: Jailed and later demonized in an insane asylum for knitting pornographic doilies as well as for torturing her sex partners with hot lemon-scented summer-candle wax. Martha S. Thompson: Shunned by the white man&#8217;s culture after gaining notoriety for her high octane, uncontrolled works of drug induced literature such as &#8220;Fear and Loathing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[525,929,1463],"class_list":["post-2207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martha","tag-diy","tag-living","tag-trouble"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2207"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2207\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}