Domestic guru:
\nOnce a corporate giant,
\nNow Stewart Little.<\/p>\n
Yoda said it best:
\n“Begun, the ImClone wars have.”
\nBantha food are you!<\/p>\n
Did Martha just goof?
\nOr could she possibly be
\nRotten to decor?<\/p>\n
You brighten the lives
\nOf so many people. Try
\nYour huge dyke cellmate.<\/p>\n
New lines for this fall?
\nAttention, K-Mart shoppers:
\nOrange ensembles!<\/p>\n
You have brought much joy.
\nNow you will bring so many
\nCigarette cartons.<\/p>\n
It’s gauche, perhaps, but
\nHandy for prison showers.
\nBring soap-on-a-rope.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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