{"id":2194,"date":"2015-01-06T11:30:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T09:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2194"},"modified":"2015-01-06T11:30:44","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T09:30:44","slug":"updated-fact-sheet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2194","title":{"rendered":"Updated Fact Sheet"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li><b>Name:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Martha Kostyra<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha:  Martha Stewart<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Birthdate:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: August 3, 1941<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha:  August 3, 1947<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Net Worth:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: $650 million<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha:  $400 mil (saved $45K!)<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Favorite Color:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: dollar-bill green<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha:  minimum-security orange<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Favorite Movie:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha:  The Great Escape<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Favorite Game Show:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha:  Jeopardy!<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Favorite Beatles Song:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Baby You&#8217;re a Rich Man<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha:  I&#8217;m a Loser<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Favorite Old TV Show:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Wonder Woman<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha: The Fugitive<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Favorite Cable Network:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Home &#038; Garden TV<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha: Court TV<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Biggest Turn-Off:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Mildew<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha: Squealing to the Feds<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Favorite Sports Team:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Bucks<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha: Dodgers<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Most Admired Historical Figure:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Cleopatra<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha: Nixon<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Mission Statement:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Grab it while the grabbing&#8217;s good.<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha: Bring it all crashing down around me.<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li><b>Celebrity I Most Want to Meet:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Old Martha: Ken Lay<br \/>\n<i>The New Martha: Johnnie Cochran<\/i><\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: The Old Martha: Martha Kostyra The New Martha: Martha Stewart Birthdate: The Old Martha: August 3, 1941 The New Martha: August 3, 1947 Net Worth: The Old Martha: $650 million The New Martha: $400 mil (saved $45K!) Favorite Color: The Old Martha: dollar-bill green The New Martha: minimum-security orange Favorite Movie: The Old Martha: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[525,615,929],"class_list":["post-2194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-martha","tag-diy","tag-facts","tag-living"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}