{"id":2159,"date":"2015-01-06T00:10:03","date_gmt":"2015-01-05T22:10:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2159"},"modified":"2015-01-06T00:10:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-05T22:10:03","slug":"a-kindly-lawyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2159","title":{"rendered":"A Kindly Lawyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why are you eating grass?&#8221; he asked one man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We don&#8217;t have any money for food,&#8221; the poor man replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, well, you can come with me to my house,&#8221; instructed the lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But, sir, I have a wife and two children with me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bring them along!&#8221; replied the lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>He turned to the other man and said: &#8220;You come with us, too.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But I have a wife and six children,&#8221; the second man answered.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bring them as well&#8221; replied the lawyer.<\/p>\n<p>They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says: &#8220;Sir  you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The lawyer replied: &#8220;Glad to do it. You&#8217;ll love my place; the grass is almost a foot tall.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate. &#8220;Why are you eating grass?&#8221; he asked one man. &#8220;We don&#8217;t have any money for food,&#8221; the poor man replied. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[782],"class_list":["post-2159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-law","tag-helping-the-poor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}