No moving parts, no batteries,
\nNo monthly payments and no fees;
\nInflation-proof, non-taxable,
\nIn fact, it’s quite relaxable;<\/p>\n
It can’t be stolen, won’t pollute,
\nOne size fits all, do not dilute.
\nIt uses little energy,
\nBut yields results enormously.<\/p>\n
Relieves your tension and your stress,
\nInvigorates your happiness;
\nCombats depression, makes you beam,
\nAnd elevates your self-esteem!<\/p>\n
Your circulation it corrects,
\nWithout unpleasant side effects.
\nIt is, I think, the perfect drug;
\nMay I prescribe, my friends? The hug!
\n(And of course, fully returnable!)<\/p>\n
By: Henry Matthew Ward<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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