{"id":2108,"date":"2015-01-04T22:21:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T20:21:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2108"},"modified":"2015-01-04T22:21:38","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T20:21:38","slug":"how-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2108","title":{"rendered":"How Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every Day I am asked &#8220;How are You?&#8221; My response is always, &#8220;Fine, thank you&#8221; What I would really like to say is, &#8220;Yes &#8230; I am okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I Have My Sight&#8230; although not perfect, I can still see the glorious sunsets, the antics of a puppy, the smile of a child, and the most important &#8230; I can see if there are any bugs in my food..<\/p>\n<p>I Have My Hearing &#8230; even though impaired I can hear the music that takes the wrinkles out of my day. I can hear others tell me they love me! And every morning I can hear the snap, crackle, pop &#8230; even if it isn&#8217;t the cereal.<\/p>\n<p>I Have My Sense Of Smell &#8230; although marred with allergies I could tell if the house is on fire, or the baby needs changing. Oh and isn&#8217;t it heavenly to smell that first cup of coffee in the morning?<\/p>\n<p>I Still Have My Sense Of Taste &#8230; I can tell when something has gone bad or sour, even though I have to wonder about my own cooking sometimes &#8230; LoL!<\/p>\n<p>I Still Have My Sense Of Touch &#8230; even though some people say I am really touched  &#8230; The joy of touching another, loving another, petting your cat, makes you feel you are not alone&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I am O.K. you see.<br \/>\nI can walk, even though I may stumble &#8212;<br \/>\nI can talk, sometimes without stopping &#8212;<br \/>\nI can laugh, even when nothing is funny &#8212;<br \/>\nand I can cry, anytime I want to&#8230;..<br \/>\nIn fact, I think I am better than just Okay !!<\/p>\n<p>How about you my friend?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every Day I am asked &#8220;How are You?&#8221; My response is always, &#8220;Fine, thank you&#8221; What I would really like to say is, &#8220;Yes &#8230; I am okay.&#8221; I Have My Sight&#8230; although not perfect, I can still see the glorious sunsets, the antics of a puppy, the smile of a child, and the most [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[162],"class_list":["post-2108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-inspire","tag-attitude"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}