{"id":210,"date":"2014-12-21T17:42:19","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T15:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=210"},"modified":"2014-12-21T17:42:19","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T15:42:19","slug":"application-to-live-in-alabama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=210","title":{"rendered":"Application to Live in Alabama"},"content":{"rendered":"

    <\/p>\n

  1. Name: (Check appropriate box)
    \n____Billy-Bob
    \n____Billy-Joe
    \n____Billy-Ray
    \n____Billy-Sue
    \n____Billy-Mae
    \n____Billy-Jack\n<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  2. Age: ____<\/li>\n
  3. Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N\/A<\/li>\n
  4. Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right<\/li>\n

  5. Occupation:
    \n____Farmer
    \n____Mechanic
    \n____Hair Dresser
    \n____Un-employed<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  6. Spouse’s Name: __________________________<\/li>\n
  7. Relationship with spouse:<\/li>\n

    ____Sister
    \n____Brother
    \n____Aunt
    \n____Uncle
    \n____Cousin
    \n____Mother
    \n____Father
    \n____Son
    \n____Daughter
    \n____Pet<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  8. Number of children living in household: ___<\/li>\n
  9. Number that are yours: ___<\/li>\n
  10. Mother’s Name: _______________________<\/li>\n
  11. Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)<\/li>\n
  12. Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)<\/li>\n
  13. Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)<\/li>\n

  14. ____Total number of vehicles you own
    \n____Number of vehicles that still crank
    \n____Number of vehicles in front yard
    \n____Number of vehicles in back yard
    \n____Number of vehicles on cement blocks<\/li>\n<\/p>\n
  15. Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__<\/li>\n

  16. Firearms you own and where you keep them:
    \n____truck
    \n____bedroom
    \n____bathroom
    \n____kitchen
    \n____shed<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  17. Do you have a gun rack?
    \n____Yes
    \n____No; please explain:_______________________________________________________<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  18. Newspapers\/magazines you subscribe to:
    \n____The National Enquirer
    \n____The Globe
    \n____TV Guide
    \n____Soap Opera Digest
    \n____Rifle and Shotgun<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  19. How many times have you:
    \n____Seen a UFO?
    \n____Been abducted by evil space aliens?
    \n____Seen Elvis?
    \n____Seen Elvis in a UFO?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  20. How often do you bathe:
    \n____Weekly
    \n____Monthly
    \n____Not Applicable<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  21. Color of teeth:
    \n____Yellow
    \n____Brownish-Yellow
    \n____Brown
    \n____Black
    \n____N\/A<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  22. Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
    \n____Red-Man<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  23. How far is your home from a paved road?
    \n____1 mile
    \n____2 miles
    \n____don’t know
    \n____what’s a road?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Name: (Check appropriate box) ____Billy-Bob ____Billy-Joe ____Billy-Ray ____Billy-Sue ____Billy-Mae ____Billy-Jack Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N\/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: ____Farmer ____Mechanic ____Hair Dresser ____Un-employed Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: ____Sister ____Brother ____Aunt ____Uncle ____Cousin ____Mother ____Father ____Son ____Daughter ____Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[125,149,667,1239],"class_list":["post-210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apps-and-forms","tag-alabama","tag-application","tag-forms","tag-regional"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=210"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}