{"id":2054,"date":"2015-01-04T20:21:26","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T18:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2054"},"modified":"2015-01-04T20:21:26","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T18:21:26","slug":"windbreakers-categorized","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2054","title":{"rendered":"Windbreakers Categorized"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts.<\/li>\n<li>The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts.<\/li>\n<li>The Proud Person: One who thinks hisfarts are exceptionally fine.<\/li>\n<li>The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes.<\/li>\n<li>The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs.<\/li>\n<li>The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution.<\/li>\n<li>The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead.<\/li>\n<li>The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart.<\/li>\n<li>The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it.<\/li>\n<li>The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog.<\/li>\n<li>The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.<\/li>\n<li>The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve.<\/li>\n<li>The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.<\/li>\n<li>The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter.<\/li>\n<li>The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head.<\/li>\n<li>The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor&#8217;s fart precisely the latest food item he consumed.<\/li>\n<li>The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion.<\/li>\n<li>The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to but can&#8217;t fart at all.<\/li>\n<li>The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.<\/li>\n<li>The Bruiser: One who farts so hard and loud that he bruises his butt cheeks.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. The Proud Person: One who thinks hisfarts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes. The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[628,1525],"class_list":["post-2054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fart-jokes","tag-fart-jokes","tag-windbreaker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2054","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2054"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}