{"id":205,"date":"2014-12-21T17:38:01","date_gmt":"2014-12-21T15:38:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=205"},"modified":"2014-12-21T17:38:01","modified_gmt":"2014-12-21T15:38:01","slug":"application-for-permission-to-live-in-new-hampshire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=205","title":{"rendered":"Application for Permission to Live in New Hampshire"},"content":{"rendered":"

NAME: _______________________________<\/p>\n

    \n

  1. Ethnic Information: (voluntary)
    \n____White<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  2. Type of Cars Owned:
    \n____Pickup Truck<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  3. You don’t own any Foreign cars, do you?
    \n____NO<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  4. Car Equipment:
    \n____Gun Rack
    \n____Stash
    \n____CB
    \n____Beer Holder
    \n____Playboy air freshener<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  5. Bumper Stickers:
    \n____”Ex-wife in trunk”
    \n____”If Guns are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Guns”
    \n____”Romney\/Ryan”
    \n____”Shit Happens”
    \n____”If you don’t like my driving, get off the sidewalk”<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  6. Sexual Orientation:
    \n____Heterosexual<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  7. Favorite Cause:
    \n____NRA
    \n____Prolife
    \nTotal given to these causes in the last 12 months: ________________<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  8. Favorite Drugs:
    \n____Grass<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  9. Seasonings used on Food:
    \n____Ketchup
    \n____Salt<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  10. Which of the Following Should be Banned?: (check all that apply)
    \n____Democrats
    \n____Welfare
    \n____N.O.W.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  11. Favorite Beer:
    \n____Miller
    \n____Michelob
    \n____Bud<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  12. Favorite Politician:
    \n____Don’t Care<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  13. Club Memberships:
    \n____NRA<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  14. How Many Automatic Weapons do you own?
    \n____5
    \n____10
    \n____More than that<\/li>\n<\/p>\n

  15. Favorite TV Show:
    \n____Courage, New Hampshire
    \n____Sons of Anarchy<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    NAME: _______________________________ Ethnic Information: (voluntary) ____White Type of Cars Owned: ____Pickup Truck You don’t own any Foreign cars, do you? ____NO Car Equipment: ____Gun Rack ____Stash ____CB ____Beer Holder ____Playboy air freshener Bumper Stickers: ____”Ex-wife in trunk” ____”If Guns are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Guns” ____”Romney\/Ryan” ____”Shit Happens” ____”If you don’t like my driving, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[149,667,1064],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apps-and-forms","tag-application","tag-forms","tag-new-hampshire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}