{"id":2048,"date":"2015-01-04T20:11:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T18:11:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2048"},"modified":"2015-01-04T20:11:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T18:11:29","slug":"dealing-with-gifts-you-dont-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2048","title":{"rendered":"Dealing With Gifts You Don&#8217;t Like"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P>What do you say when you get a gift you *Really Don&#8217;t Like*. (And does this work for Fruitcake too?)<\/P><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Well, well, well, now, there&#8217;s a gift!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No, with all the hostile takeovers this year, I missed the big Ronco\/K-Tel\/Ginsu merger. Would you just look at that! What will they think of next?!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Hey, as long as I don&#8217;t have to feed it, or clean up after it, or put batteries in it, I&#8217;m happy!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;No, really, I didn&#8217;t know that there was a Chia Pet tie! Oh, wow! It&#8217;s a clip-on too!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You know, I always wanted one of these! Jog my memory &#8212; what&#8217;s it called again?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You know what? &#8212; I&#8217;m going to find a special place to put this!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Boy, you don&#8217;t see craftsmanship like that every day!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;And it&#8217;s such an interesting color too!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You say that was the last one? Am I ever glad that you snapped that baby up!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You shouldn&#8217;t have! I mean it &#8212; you really shouldn&#8217;t have!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you say when you get a gift you *Really Don&#8217;t Like*. (And does this work for Fruitcake too?) &#8220;Well, well, well, now, there&#8217;s a gift!&#8221; &#8220;No, with all the hostile takeovers this year, I missed the big Ronco\/K-Tel\/Ginsu merger. Would you just look at that! What will they think of next?!&#8221; &#8220;Hey, as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[179,1245],"class_list":["post-2048","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-bad-gifts","tag-rejects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2048"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2048\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2048"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2048"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2048"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}