{"id":2044,"date":"2015-01-04T20:08:44","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T18:08:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2044"},"modified":"2015-01-04T20:08:44","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T18:08:44","slug":"types-of-answers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2044","title":{"rendered":"Types of Answers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Abusive<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s the matter, stupid, don&#8217;t you know the answer?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ambivalence<br \/>\nWell, it could be yes and it could be no.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Amnesia<br \/>\nI forget.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Antipathy<br \/>\nYou would have to ask me that.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Amorous<br \/>\nI love the way you ask that question.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Apathy<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Apologetic<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sorry that you have to ask me that.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Argumentative<br \/>\nAre you looking for a fight?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Authoritarian<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll tell you when you can ask me questions!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Bigotry<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not going to tell someone like you.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Blasphemous<br \/>\nGod Dammit, I told you not to ask!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Compulsive<br \/>\nI want to tell you right now, I have to tell you right now!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Conditional<br \/>\nWell, it depends.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Damnation<br \/>\nYou and your questions can go to hell!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Depressed<br \/>\nYou would have to ask me that.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Dyslexic<br \/>\nGniees sdrawkcab.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Egotistical<br \/>\nI&#8217;m the best person to answer that question.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Evasive<br \/>\nHave you done your homework today?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Exhausted<br \/>\nI&#8217;m too tired to answer you right now.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Flatulent<br \/>\nThat question really stinks!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Greedy<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s in it for me if I tell you?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Hemorrhoids<br \/>\nYou know, this is a real pain in the butt!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Hostility<br \/>\nIf you ask me just one more question, I&#8217;ll kill you!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Hypochondriacal<br \/>\nThe thought of it makes me sick.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Ignorance<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Indifference<br \/>\nIt doesn&#8217;t matter.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Influenza<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve got to be sick to ask me that question.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Insecure<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t think I want to know the answer to that question.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Insensitive<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t care if you don&#8217;t know the answer.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Insomnia<br \/>\nI stayed awake all last night thinking of the answer.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Intoxicated<br \/>\n ** BURP **<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Irreverent<br \/>\nI swear to God, you ask too many questions!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Masturbation<br \/>\nI can single-handedly answer that question.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Narcissism<br \/>\nBefore I answer, tell me, don&#8217;t I look great?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Nausea<br \/>\nThat question is going to make me vomit.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Nonchalant<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not important.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Obstinate<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not going to tell you.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Over-Protective<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;re ready for the answer.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Over-Sensitive<br \/>\nHow could you ask me a question like that?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Paranoid<br \/>\nYou think I don&#8217;t know the answer, don&#8217;t you?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Pessimistic<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure I won&#8217;t give the right answer.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Procrastination<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll tell you tomorrow.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Repetitive<br \/>\nI already told you the answer once before.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Sarcastic<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a stupid question to ask me.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Secretive<\/p>\n<ul><LI>I can&#8217;t tell you right now.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Seductive<br \/>\nLets go somewhere private where I can answer that for you.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Self-Centered<br \/>\nWell, I know the answer, that&#8217;s all that matters.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Senile<br \/>\nWhen I was your age, we couldn&#8217;t ask these questions.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Subjective<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s all in how you look at the question.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Suspicious<br \/>\nWhy are you asking me all these questions?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><LI>Temperamental<br \/>\nWhat the heck do you want to know that for???<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Abusive What&#8217;s the matter, stupid, don&#8217;t you know the answer? Ambivalence Well, it could be yes and it could be no. Amnesia I forget. Antipathy You would have to ask me that. Amorous I love the way you ask that question. Apathy I don&#8217;t care. Apologetic I&#8217;m sorry that you have to ask me that. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[142],"class_list":["post-2044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-answers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2044\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}