{"id":2040,"date":"2015-01-04T20:05:58","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T18:05:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2040"},"modified":"2015-01-04T20:05:58","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T18:05:58","slug":"famous-last-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2040","title":{"rendered":"Famous Last Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>What do you mean, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be back&#8221;?<\/li>\n<li>Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color?<\/li>\n<li>Pull the pin and count to what?<\/li>\n<li>Which wire was I supposed to cut?<\/li>\n<li>I wonder where the mother bear is.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve seen this done on TV.<\/li>\n<li>These are the good kind of mushrooms.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll hold it and you light the fuse.<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s that priest doing here?<\/li>\n<li>You look just like Charles Manson.<\/li>\n<li>Let it down slowly.<\/li>\n<li>Rat poison only kills rats.<\/li>\n<li>OK, I&#8217;ll go ahead and make your day.<\/li>\n<li>It can&#8217;t possibly rain for forty days and nights.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll get your toast out.<\/li>\n<li>Give me liberty or give me death.<\/li>\n<li>Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s strong enough for both of us.<\/li>\n<li>This doesn&#8217;t taste right.<\/li>\n<li>I can make this light before it changes.<\/li>\n<li>Nice doggie.<\/li>\n<li>I can do that with my eyes closed.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve done this before.<\/li>\n<li>Well we&#8217;ve made it this far.<\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s odd.<\/li>\n<li>Hey that&#8217;s not a violin.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll just slip into the commuter lane for a second.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;re in Kansas anymore.<\/li>\n<li>You wouldn&#8217;t hit a guy with glasses on, would you?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What do you mean, &#8220;I&#8217;ll be back&#8221;? Why is the rest of the Star Trek landing party wearing a different color? Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I&#8217;ve seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[895],"class_list":["post-2040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-last-words"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}