{"id":2030,"date":"2015-01-04T19:59:30","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T17:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2030"},"modified":"2015-01-04T19:59:30","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T17:59:30","slug":"rejected-motel-6-slogans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2030","title":{"rendered":"Rejected Motel 6 Slogans"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>We&#8217;re working on that smell thing, too.<\/li>\n<li>Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.<\/li>\n<li>As seen on &#8220;COPS&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>If We&#8217;d Known You Were Staying All Night, We&#8217;d Have Changed the Sheets<\/li>\n<li>Not just for nooners anymore.<\/li>\n<li>We left off the 9, but you know it&#8217;s there.<\/li>\n<li>You rented the room, now buy the video.<\/li>\n<li>Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn&#8217;t have money left over for a hooker.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;ll leave the Lysol for ya!<\/li>\n<li>Hey, we&#8217;re not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!<\/li>\n<li>We don&#8217;t make the adultery.  We make the adultery *better*<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s Hookerriffic!<\/li>\n<li>Official Lodging of the 2002 Florida Marlins<\/li>\n<li>Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!<\/li>\n<li>Cheap and Easy-Just Like Your Mother<\/li>\n<li>We put the &#8220;Ho&#8221; in &#8220;Motel&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re working on that smell thing, too. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. As seen on &#8220;COPS&#8221; If We&#8217;d Known You Were Staying All Night, We&#8217;d Have Changed the Sheets Not just for nooners anymore. We left off the 9, but you know it&#8217;s there. You rented the room, now buy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[1036,1245,1325],"class_list":["post-2030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-motel-6","tag-rejects","tag-slogans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2030"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2030\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}