{"id":2014,"date":"2015-01-04T19:02:43","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T17:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2014"},"modified":"2015-01-04T19:02:43","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T17:02:43","slug":"books-we-are-not-likely-to-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2014","title":{"rendered":"Books We Are Not Likely To See"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>St. Martin&#8217;s Press had to pull a biography of US President George W. Bush off the shelves recently when they learned that the book&#8217;s<br \/>\nauthor is an ex-convict who served time in prison for ordering the fire-bombing of his boss&#8217; car. Here now are some others that we are not likely to see:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;The Yiddish Guide to Loving Your Neighbor&#8221; &#8212; Pat Buchanan<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Get Out of Your Car and Walk to Work!&#8221; &#8212; Stephen King<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Creating A Sound Future:  Building a Lasting, Profitable Career in the Music Industry&#8221; &#8212; Andrew Ridgeley<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Winners Never Quite&#8221; &#8212; Dan Quayle<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Spiritual Enlightenment Through Poverty and Humility&#8221; &#8212; L. Ron Hubbard<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;For Better or Worse:  A Guide to Keeping Your Wedding Vows&#8221; &#8212; Newt Gingrich<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Feminist Mystique&#8221; &#8212; Monica Lewinsky<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Buyers&#8217; Guide to Experimental Aircraft&#8221; &#8212; John Denver<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How to Find Just about Anybody Anywhere&#8221; &#8212; O.J. Simpson<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;What Up?  Communicating With the Youth of Today&#8221; &#8212; Strom Thurmond<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Mind Your Own Business!  A Guide for Small Business Owners&#8221; &#8211;Linda Tripp<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Black Like Me&#8221; &#8212; Michael Jackson<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St. Martin&#8217;s Press had to pull a biography of US President George W. Bush off the shelves recently when they learned that the book&#8217;s author is an ex-convict who served time in prison for ordering the fire-bombing of his boss&#8217; car. Here now are some others that we are not likely to see: &#8220;The Yiddish [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[177],"class_list":["post-2014","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-bad-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}