{"id":2012,"date":"2015-01-04T19:01:06","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T17:01:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2012"},"modified":"2015-01-04T19:01:06","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T17:01:06","slug":"rejected-state-mottos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2012","title":{"rendered":"Rejected State Mottos"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Alabama &#8212; At Least We&#8217;re not Mississippi<\/li>\n<li>Alaska &#8212; 11,623 Eskimos Can&#8217;t be Wrong!<\/li>\n<li>Arizona &#8212; Dehyd-rific!<\/li>\n<li>Arkansas &#8212; Litterasy Ain&#8217;t Everthing<\/li>\n<li>Calfornia &#8212; As Seen on TV<\/li>\n<li>Colorado &#8212; If You Don&#8217;t Ski, Don&#8217;t Bother<\/li>\n<li>Connecticut &#8212; Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character<\/li>\n<li>Florida &#8212; Ask Us About Our Grandkids<\/li>\n<li>Georgia &#8212; We Put the &#8220;Fun&#8221; in Fundamentalist Extremism<\/li>\n<li>Hawai &#8212; Haka Tiki Mou Sha&#8217;ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)<\/li>\n<li>Idaho &#8212; More Than Just Potatoes&#8230; Well Okay, We&#8217;re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good<\/li>\n<li>Illinois &#8212; Gateway to Iowa<\/li>\n<li>Indiana &#8212; 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free<\/li>\n<li>Iowa &#8212; Land of James T. Kirk<\/li>\n<li>Kansas &#8212; First Of The Rectangle States<\/li>\n<li>Kentucky &#8212; Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names<\/li>\n<li>Louisiana &#8212; We&#8217;re Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That&#8217;s Our Tourism Campaign<\/li>\n<li>Maine &#8212; Cheap Lobster<\/li>\n<li>Maryland &#8212; A Thinking Man&#8217;s Delaware<\/li>\n<li>Massachusetts &#8212; Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden&#8217;s (For Most Tax Brackets)<\/li>\n<li>Michigan &#8212; First Line of Defense From the Canadians<\/li>\n<li>Minnesota &#8212; For Sale<\/li>\n<li>Mississippi &#8212; Come Feel Better About Your Own State<\/li>\n<li>Missouri &#8212; Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work<\/li>\n<li>Montana &#8212; Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, and Very Little Else<\/li>\n<li>Nebraska &#8212; Ask About Our State Motto Contest<\/li>\n<li>Nevada &#8212; Whores and Poker!<\/li>\n<li>New Hampshire &#8212; Go Away and Leave Us Alone<\/li>\n<li>New Jersey &#8212; You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!<\/li>\n<li>New Mexico &#8212; Lizards Make Excellent Pets<\/li>\n<li>New York &#8212; You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney<\/li>\n<li>North Carolina &#8212; Tobacco is a Vegetable<\/li>\n<li>North Dakota &#8212; Um&#8230; We&#8217;ve got&#8230; Um&#8230; Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!<\/li>\n<li>Ohio &#8212; Don&#8217;t Judge Us by Cleveland<\/li>\n<li>Oklahoma &#8212; Like the Play, Only No Singing<\/li>\n<li>Oregon &#8212; Spotted Owl, It&#8217;s What&#8217;s For Dinner<\/li>\n<li>Pennsylvania &#8212; Cook With Coal<\/li>\n<li>Rhode Island &#8212; We&#8217;re Not REALLY An Island<\/li>\n<li>South Carolina &#8212; Remember the Civil War? We Didn&#8217;t Actually Surrender<\/li>\n<li>South Dakota &#8212; Closer Than North Dakota<\/li>\n<li>Tennessee &#8212; >The Educashun State<\/li>\n<li>Texas &#8212; Se Hablo Ingles<\/li>\n<li>Utah &#8212; Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus<\/li>\n<li>Vermont &#8212; Yep<\/li>\n<li>Virginia &#8212; Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don&#8217;t Mix?<\/li>\n<li>Washington &#8212; Help! We&#8217;re Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!<\/li>\n<li>Washington, D.C. &#8212; Wanna Be Mayor?<\/li>\n<li>West Virginia &#8212; One Big Happy Family &#8212; Really!<\/li>\n<li>Wisconsin &#8212; Come Cut Our Cheese<\/li>\n<li>Wyoming &#8212; Wynot? Be good!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alabama &#8212; At Least We&#8217;re not Mississippi Alaska &#8212; 11,623 Eskimos Can&#8217;t be Wrong! Arizona &#8212; Dehyd-rific! Arkansas &#8212; Litterasy Ain&#8217;t Everthing Calfornia &#8212; As Seen on TV Colorado &#8212; If You Don&#8217;t Ski, Don&#8217;t Bother Connecticut &#8212; Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character Florida &#8212; Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[1242,1362],"class_list":["post-2012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-regional","tag-rejected-mottos","tag-states"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}