{"id":2004,"date":"2015-01-04T18:55:34","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:55:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2004"},"modified":"2015-01-04T18:55:34","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:55:34","slug":"mergers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2004","title":{"rendered":"Mergers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not that we would ever see these, but it makes you wonder what would happen if the following companies merged&#8230; <\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler<br \/>\nPoly-Warner-Cracker.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>3M and Goodyear<br \/>\nmmmGood<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>John Deere and Abitibi-Price<br \/>\nDeere Abi<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Crabtree &#038; Evelyn and Apple Computer<br \/>\nCrab Apple<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining<br \/>\nZip Audi Do Da<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Folger Coffee, Detroit Edison and Rolex<br \/>\nFolderal<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Swissair and Cheseborough-Ponds<br \/>\nSwisschese<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Honeywell, Imasco and Home Oil<br \/>\nHoney, I&#8217;m Home<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Denison Mines, Alliance and Metal Mining<br \/>\nMine, All Mine<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>3M, JC Penney and Canadian Opera Company<br \/>\n3 Penney Opera<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Mattel and Pacific Gold<br \/>\nMa &#038; Pa<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Sears Roebuck and Rogers Cable<br \/>\nBuck Rogers<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Cracker Jacks and Maxwell House<br \/>\nCrackhouse<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Luvs Diapers and Hertz Rent-A-Car<br \/>\nLuv Hertz<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Knott&#8217;s Berry Farm and National Organization of Women<br \/>\nKnott NOW<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Federal Express and UPS<br \/>\nFed Up.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not that we would ever see these, but it makes you wonder what would happen if the following companies merged&#8230; Polygraph Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler Poly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear mmmGood John Deere and Abitibi-Price Deere Abi Crabtree &#038; Evelyn and Apple Computer Crab Apple Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco and Dakota Mining Zip Audi Do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[61],"tags":[998],"class_list":["post-2004","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-business-world","tag-mergers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2004\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}