{"id":2002,"date":"2015-01-04T18:54:01","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=2002"},"modified":"2015-01-04T18:54:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:54:01","slug":"how-the-media-would-handle-the-end-of-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=2002","title":{"rendered":"How the Media Would Handle the End of the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>USA Today<br \/>\nWE&#8217;RE DEAD.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Wall Street Journal<br \/>\nDow Jones Plummets as World Ends.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>National Enquirer<br \/>\nO.J. and Nicole, Together Again.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Inc. Magazine<br \/>\n10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Rolling Stone<br \/>\nThe Grateful Dead Reunion Tour.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Sports Illustrated<br \/>\nGame Over.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Playboy<br \/>\nGirls of the Apocalypse.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Ladies Home Journal<br \/>\nLose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New &#8220;Armageddon&#8221; Diet!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>TV Guide<br \/>\nDeath and Damnation:  Nielson Ratings Soar!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Discover Magazine<br \/>\nHow will the extinction of all life as we know it affect the way we view the cosmos?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Microsoft Systems Journal<br \/>\nNetscape Loses Market Share.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Microsoft&#8217;s Web Site<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t experience the rapture, DOWNLOAD software patch RAPT777.EXE.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>America OnLine<br \/>\nSystem temporarily down.  Try calling back in 15 minutes.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>USA Today WE&#8217;RE DEAD. Wall Street Journal Dow Jones Plummets as World Ends. National Enquirer O.J. and Nicole, Together Again. Inc. Magazine 10 Ways You Can Profit From the Apocalypse. Rolling Stone The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour. Sports Illustrated Game Over. Playboy Girls of the Apocalypse. Ladies Home Journal Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[155,982],"class_list":["post-2002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-armageddon","tag-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2002"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2002\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}