{"id":1998,"date":"2015-01-04T18:50:45","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:50:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1998"},"modified":"2015-01-04T18:50:45","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:50:45","slug":"lost-dr-seuss-books","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1998","title":{"rendered":"Lost Dr. Seuss Books"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a list of the lost Dr Seuss books&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Cat in the Blender<\/li>\n<li>Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert<\/li>\n<li>Fox in Detox<\/li>\n<li>Who Shat in the Hat?<\/li>\n<li>Horton Hires a Ho<\/li>\n<li>The Flesh-Eating Lorax<\/li>\n<li>How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day<\/li>\n<li>Your Colon Can Moo&#8212;Can You?<\/li>\n<li>Zippy the Rabid Gerbil<\/li>\n<li>One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch<\/li>\n<li>Marvin K. Mooney, Get the Hell Out!<\/li>\n<li>Are You My Proctologist?<\/li>\n<li>Yentl the Lentil<\/li>\n<li>My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket<\/li>\n<li>Aunts in My Pants<\/li>\n<li>Oh, the Places You&#8217;ll Scratch and Sniff!<\/li>\n<li>Horton Fakes an Orgasm<\/li>\n<li>The Grinch&#8217;s Ten Inches<\/li>\n<li>The Cat In The Hat Is A Convicted Pedophile<\/li>\n<li>Salmonella Infected Eggs And Ham<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a list of the lost Dr Seuss books&#8230; The Cat in the Blender Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert Fox in Detox Who Shat in the Hat? Horton Hires a Ho The Flesh-Eating Lorax How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day Your Colon Can Moo&#8212;Can You? Zippy the Rabid Gerbil One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[537,935],"class_list":["post-1998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-dr-seuss","tag-lost-books"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}