{"id":1978,"date":"2015-01-04T18:37:25","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:37:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1978"},"modified":"2015-01-04T18:37:25","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:37:25","slug":"important-warnings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1978","title":{"rendered":"Important Warnings"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>On the &#8220;CycleAware&#8221; helmet-mounted mirror: &#8220;Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens: &#8220;Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel: &#8220;Warning &#8211; Remove lock before driving.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>In the instructions for a Korean kitchen knife: &#8220;Keep out of children.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a packet of juggling balls: &#8220;This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets: &#8220;Warning: may cause drowsiness.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a packet of peanuts served on an internal flight in China (written in both English and Chinese): &#8220;Open packet and eat contents.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On 500g packets of Sainsbury&#8217;s peanuts: &#8220;Contains nuts.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Seen on a camera: &#8220;This camera only works when there is film inside.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a bottle of flavored milk drink: &#8220;After opening, keep upright.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a Rowenta iron: &#8220;Warning!  Never iron clothes on the body!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a can of windscreen de-icing spray: &#8220;Spray works in sub-zero temperatures.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a can of insect spray: &#8220;Kills all kinds of insects!  Warning:  This spray is harmful to bees.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>A different brand of insect spray: &#8220;Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines: &#8220;Protect from seawater.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>On a Halloween Batman costume: &#8220;This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the &#8220;CycleAware&#8221; helmet-mounted mirror: &#8220;Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you.&#8221; On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens: &#8220;Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place.&#8221; On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel: &#8220;Warning &#8211; Remove lock before driving.&#8221; In [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[1503],"class_list":["post-1978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-warning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}