{"id":1971,"date":"2015-01-04T18:32:51","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:32:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1971"},"modified":"2015-01-04T18:32:51","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:32:51","slug":"hidden-meanings-in-commercial-slogans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1971","title":{"rendered":"Hidden Meanings in Commercial Slogans"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>&#8220;A diamond is forever.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Which is *exactly* how long you&#8217;ll be hearing about it from the wife if you don&#8217;t cough up the green for some ice, pal.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Built Ford tough&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s an American version of tough; not *really* tough, like German cars are tough.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s not butter!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Being around Fabio, for even a few seconds, makes you dumb as a post.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Pork; the other white meat&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;When Heston starts screaming that it&#8217;s people, don&#8217;t say we didn&#8217;t warn you.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;An Army of one&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Can&#8217;t be gay all by yourself, can ya?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;A diamond says you&#8217;d marry her all over again&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re too classy for a $50 hooker every week.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Have it your way&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Think of us as your personal hamburger whore.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Just Do It&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;We know you&#8217;ll never get off the couch lard-ass; just buy the friggin&#8217; shoes.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;The new way to office&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;The half-assed way to slogan.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;It&#8217;s so chunky, you&#8217;ll be tempted to eat it with a fork.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Those damn slicing machines are still dumping way too many body parts in our soups!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Must-see TV&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeah, what else are you gonna do, Shakespeare? Read?!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Calgon, take me away!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ve got my Mr. Showerhead poised for action.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>&#8220;Like a rock&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;God knows we weren&#8217;t selling many pickups with that Boy George tune.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;A diamond is forever.&#8221; &#8220;Which is *exactly* how long you&#8217;ll be hearing about it from the wife if you don&#8217;t cough up the green for some ice, pal.&#8221; &#8220;Built Ford tough&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s an American version of tough; not *really* tough, like German cars are tough.&#8221; &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe it&#8217;s not butter!&#8221; &#8220;Being around Fabio, for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[102,980],"class_list":["post-1971","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-ad-slogans","tag-meanings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1971"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1971\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1971"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1971"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1971"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}