{"id":1958,"date":"2015-01-04T18:09:41","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:09:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1958"},"modified":"2015-01-04T18:09:41","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:09:41","slug":"forrest-in-everyones-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1958","title":{"rendered":"Forrest in Everyday Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>Forrest Gump<br \/>\nLife is like a Box of chocolates&#8230;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Dahmer<br \/>\nPeople are like a box of chocolate, YUM!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Simpson<br \/>\nMmmmm, chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest the Hun<br \/>\nChocolate all mine!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Jackson<br \/>\nLittle kids like my box of chocolates<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Hefner<br \/>\nKeep the chocolate, lose the box.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Simmons<br \/>\nChocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Rivera<br \/>\nPeople who like Chocolate..Next on &#8216;Forrest&#8217;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Shakespeare<br \/>\nChocolate, or no chocolate that&#8217;s the question<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Of Borg<br \/>\nAll chocolates must be assimilated<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Presley<br \/>\nHunk a hunk of milk chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Zen<br \/>\nI am one with the chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest McClaine<br \/>\nI used to be a box of Chocolates<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Ventura<br \/>\nChocolates..Alll-Riighty then..<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Lauper<br \/>\nPeople just wanna have chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Turner<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Bones<br \/>\nDammit jim, I&#8217;m a Dr., not a box of chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Spock<br \/>\nLogically speaking, we are all chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Scotty<br \/>\nThe box, she&#8217;s breaking apart Capt&#8217;n<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Rooney<br \/>\nWhy is it that we are all chocolates?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Butler<br \/>\nFrankly Scarlett, I don&#8217;t like chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest O&#8217;Hara<br \/>\nTomorrow is another box of chocolates.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Lee<br \/>\nFight with your inner chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Clinton<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t inhale the cream centers<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Davidson<br \/>\nI will inhale the cream filled centers<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Doo<br \/>\nRoinks Raggy, Rocolates!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Pig<br \/>\nLife is a box of chok-choa-che..candy<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Marx<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s the weirdest box of chocolates I&#8217;ve ever seen&#8230;.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Nicholson<br \/>\nYou want chocolate, you can&#8217;t handle chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Copperfield<br \/>\nPoof, the chocolates are gone!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest X<br \/>\nWe didn&#8217;t land in the box of chocolate<br \/>\nThe box of chocolate landed on us!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Hitler<br \/>\nWhite Chocolates only!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest the Frog<br \/>\nSomeday we&#8217;ll find it,<br \/>\nThe chocolate connections<br \/>\nThe plain ones,<br \/>\nThe cream filled&#8230;.and me..<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Eastwood<br \/>\nI know what your thinking..<br \/>\nDid he eat five chocolates, or did he eat six<br \/>\nWell let me ask you&#8230;<br \/>\nDo you feel hungry PUNK?..well&#8230;DO YOU?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Barney<br \/>\nI&#8217;m cream filled, your with nuts.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;re a box of chocoluts<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Ali<br \/>\nI am the chocolate boxer!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest on phonics<br \/>\nLief es lyk a boks uv chakolets<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest PsychicLine<br \/>\nYes, I knew you were a chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest 900-line<br \/>\noooh, can I suck your cream filled chocolates?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest DatingGame<br \/>\nBachelor number two&#8230;<br \/>\nif I was a piece of chocolate..<br \/>\nWhat would you fill me with?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Alimony<br \/>\nThe Box is mine!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Adultry<br \/>\nYou just can&#8217;t have just one chocolate.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>The Forrest plague<br \/>\nEwww..these Chocolates are bad<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Chief Justice Forrest Thomas<br \/>\nI never touched her milk-duds!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Andrews<br \/>\nThe Hills are alive..like a box of chocolates<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Allen<br \/>\nChocolate, huroof..<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Costello<br \/>\nWho&#8217;s eating chocolate?<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Abbott<br \/>\nNo, who is not eating chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Vader<br \/>\nLuke, I am your chocolate<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Forrest Yoda<br \/>\nThere is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate..<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forrest Gump Life is like a Box of chocolates&#8230; Forrest Dahmer People are like a box of chocolate, YUM! Forrest Simpson Mmmmm, chocolate Forrest the Hun Chocolate all mine! Forrest Jackson Little kids like my box of chocolates Forrest Hefner Keep the chocolate, lose the box. Forrest Simmons Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE! 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