{"id":1954,"date":"2015-01-04T18:05:00","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1954"},"modified":"2015-01-04T18:05:00","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T16:05:00","slug":"new-slogans-for-fast-food-restaurants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1954","title":{"rendered":"New Slogans for Fast Food Restaurants"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Burger King &#8212; Fiber&#8217;s for weenies!<\/li>\n<li>Taco Bell &#8212; Feeding potheads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years.<\/li>\n<li>KFC &#8212; We&#8217;re NOT a rap group, dammit!<\/li>\n<li>Popeye&#8217;s &#8212; Buy your chicken from a *real* cartoon character, not an animated dead guy.<\/li>\n<li>McDonald&#8217;s &#8212; Did somebody say McBypass?<\/li>\n<li>McDonald&#8217;s &#8212; New cooler coffee!<\/li>\n<li>Domino&#8217;s &#8212; If you&#8217;re too wasted to drive, we&#8217;ll bring your food to you!<\/li>\n<li>Der Wienerschnitzel &#8212; Now with 15% less pig rectum.<\/li>\n<li>KFC &#8212; Hey, don&#8217;t give your money to those racist bastards at Denny&#8217;s!<\/li>\n<li>Starbucks &#8212; Now with 0.9% financing on the new Quad Macchiato<\/li>\n<li>Taco Bell &#8212; Yo tengo flatulence.<\/li>\n<li>Wendy&#8217;s &#8212; If Dave doesn&#8217;t give a rat&#8217;s ass about his cholesterol, why should you?<\/li>\n<li>Taco Bell &#8212; Working around the clock to invent new ways to combine the same 5 ingredients.<\/li>\n<li>KFC &#8212; It&#8217;s KFCN&#8217; awesome!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Burger King &#8212; Fiber&#8217;s for weenies! Taco Bell &#8212; Feeding potheads with the munchies for $1.50 for 30 years. KFC &#8212; We&#8217;re NOT a rap group, dammit! Popeye&#8217;s &#8212; Buy your chicken from a *real* cartoon character, not an animated dead guy. McDonald&#8217;s &#8212; Did somebody say McBypass? McDonald&#8217;s &#8212; New cooler coffee! Domino&#8217;s &#8212; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[629,1325],"class_list":["post-1954","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-foods","tag-fast-food","tag-slogans"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1954"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1954\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}