{"id":1932,"date":"2015-01-04T17:48:46","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:48:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1932"},"modified":"2015-01-04T17:48:46","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:48:46","slug":"really-important-stuff-kids-have-taught-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1932","title":{"rendered":"Really Important Stuff Kids Have Taught Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s more fun to color outside the lines.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;re going draw on the wall, do it behind the couch.<\/li>\n<li>Ask why until you understand.<\/li>\n<li>Hang on tight.<\/li>\n<li>Even if you&#8217;ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven&#8217;t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you&#8217;re still better off than the worm.<\/li>\n<li>Make up the rules as you go along.<\/li>\n<li>It doesn&#8217;t matter who started it.<\/li>\n<li>Ask for sprinkles.<\/li>\n<li>If the horse you&#8217;re drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog.<\/li>\n<li>Save a place in line for your friends.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes you have to take the test before you&#8217;ve finished studying. <\/li>\n<li>If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.<\/li>\n<li>Picking your nose when no one else is looking is still picking your nose.<\/li>\n<li>Just keep banging until someone opens the door.<\/li>\n<li>Making your bed is a waste of time.<\/li>\n<li>There is no good reason why clothes have to match.<\/li>\n<li>Even Popeye didn&#8217;t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.<\/li>\n<li>If your dog doesn&#8217;t like someone, you probably shouldn&#8217;t either.<\/li>\n<li>Toads aren&#8217;t ugly, they&#8217;re just toads.<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t pop someone else&#8217;s bubble.<\/li>\n<li>You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate to brake on the way down.<\/li>\n<li>If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year, you&#8217;ll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your life.<\/li>\n<li>You can&#8217;t ask to start over just because you&#8217;re losing the game.<\/li>\n<li>Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.<\/li>\n<li>Make your mother proud of you.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s more fun to color outside the lines. If you&#8217;re going draw on the wall, do it behind the couch. Ask why until you understand. Hang on tight. Even if you&#8217;ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven&#8217;t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you&#8217;re still better off than the worm. Make up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[359,909],"class_list":["post-1932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-families","tag-children","tag-lessons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1932"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1932\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}