{"id":1930,"date":"2015-01-04T17:45:54","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1930"},"modified":"2015-01-04T17:45:54","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:45:54","slug":"kids-on-love","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1930","title":{"rendered":"Kids on Love"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tips on love, all questions were answered by kids, age 5-10.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED??<br \/>\n&#8220;Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don&#8217;t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.&#8221; (Judy, 8)<br \/>\n&#8220;Once I&#8217;m done with kindergarten, I&#8217;m going to find me a wife.&#8221; (Tom, 5)<\/li>\n<p><li>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE??<br \/>\n&#8220;On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.&#8221; (Mike, 10)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE??<br \/>\n&#8220;You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, &#8217;cause she&#8217;ll want to have videos of the wedding.&#8221; (Jim, 10)<br \/>\n&#8220;Never kiss in front of other people. It&#8217;s a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try<br \/>\nit with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours.&#8221; (Kally, 9)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED??<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them.&#8221; (Lynette, 9)<br \/>\n&#8220;It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I&#8217;m just a kid. I don&#8217;t need that kind of trouble.&#8221; (Kenny, 7)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE<br \/>\n&#8220;No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That&#8217;s why perfume and deodorant are so popular.&#8221; (Jan, 9)<br \/>\n&#8220;I think you&#8217;re supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn&#8217;t supposed to be so painful.&#8221; (Harlen, 8)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE<br \/>\n&#8220;Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life.&#8221; (Roger, 9)<br \/>\n&#8220;If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don&#8217;t want to do it. It takes too long.&#8221; (Leo, 7)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE<br \/>\n&#8220;If you want to be loved by somebody who isn&#8217;t already in your family, it doesn&#8217;t hurt to be beautiful.&#8221; (Jeanne, 8)<br \/>\n&#8220;It isn&#8217;t always just how you look. Look at me. I&#8217;m handsome like anything and I haven&#8217;t got anybody to marry me yet.&#8221; (Gary, 7)<br \/>\n&#8220;Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time.&#8221; (Christine, 9)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS<br \/>\n&#8220;They want to make sure their rings don&#8217;t fall off because they paid good money for them.&#8221; (Dave, 8)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m in favor of love as long as it doesn&#8217;t happen when &#8216;The Simpsons&#8217; is on television.&#8221; (Anita, 6)<br \/>\n&#8220;Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me.&#8221; (Bobby, 8)<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m not rushing into being in love &#8211; I&#8217;m finding fourth grade hard enough.&#8221; (Regina, 10)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER<br \/>\n&#8220;One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills.&#8221; (Ava, 8)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU<br \/>\n&#8220;Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores.&#8221; (Del, 6)<br \/>\n&#8220;Don&#8217;t do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain&#8217;t the same thing as love.&#8221; (Alonzo, 9)<br \/>\n&#8220;One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it&#8217;s something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me.&#8221; (Bart, 9)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?<br \/>\n&#8220;Just see if the man picks up the check. That&#8217;s how you can tell if he&#8217;s in love.&#8221; (John, 9)<br \/>\n&#8220;Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food.&#8221; (Brad, 8)<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it&#8217;s just like how their hearts are on fire.&#8221; (Christine, 9)<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tips on love, all questions were answered by kids, age 5-10. WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?? &#8220;Eighty-four, Because at that age, you don&#8217;t have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom.&#8221; (Judy, 8) &#8220;Once I&#8217;m done with kindergarten, I&#8217;m going to find me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[359,938],"class_list":["post-1930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-families","tag-children","tag-love"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1930"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1930\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}