A small boy is sent to bed by his father.<\/p>\n
Five minutes later….”Da-ad….”<\/p>\n
“What?”<\/p>\n
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”<\/p>\n
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”<\/p>\n
Five minutes later…<\/p>\n
“Da-aaaad…..”<\/p>\n
“WHAT?”<\/p>\n
“I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??”<\/p>\n
“I told you NO!” If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”<\/p>\n
Five minutes later…<\/p>\n
“Daaaa-aaaad…..”<\/p>\n
“WHAT!”<\/p>\n
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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