{"id":1912,"date":"2015-01-04T17:32:18","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:32:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1912"},"modified":"2015-01-04T17:32:18","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:32:18","slug":"before-and-after-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1912","title":{"rendered":"Before and After Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to vacation in exotic foreign countries so I could experience a different way of life in a new culture.<br \/>\nAFTER Children: I am thankful to have time to make it all the way down the driveway to get the mail.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the Moosewood Vegetarian cookbook.<br \/>\nAFTER Children: I am thankful for the butterball turkey hotline.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BEFORE Children: I was thankful for a warm, cozy home to share with my loved ones.<br \/>\nAFTER Children: I am thankful for the lock on the bathroom door.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BEFORE Children: I was thankful for material objects like custom furniture, a nice car and trendy clothes.<br \/>\nAFTER Children: I am thankful when the baby spits up and misses my good shoes.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>BEFORE Children: I was thankful for my wonderful family.<br \/>\nAFTER Children: I am thankful for my wonderful family.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the opportunity to vacation in exotic foreign countries so I could experience a different way of life in a new culture. AFTER Children: I am thankful to have time to make it all the way down the driveway to get the mail. BEFORE Children: I was thankful for the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[359],"class_list":["post-1912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mother","tag-children"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}