{"id":1902,"date":"2015-01-04T17:24:29","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1902"},"modified":"2015-01-04T17:24:29","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T15:24:29","slug":"ten-commandments-of-a-teenager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1902","title":{"rendered":"Ten Commandments of a Teenager"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)<\/li>\n
  2. Thou shall not do drugz. (Alcohol lasts longer!)<\/li>\n
  3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection!)<\/li>\n
  4. Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)<\/li>\n
  5. Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money!)<\/li>\n
  6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them!)<\/li>\n
  7. Thou shall not skip class. (Just skip the whole day!)<\/li>\n
  8. Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more!)<\/li>\n
  9. Thou shall not think of having sex. (As Nike says just do it!)<\/li>\n
  10. Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (Just take them to the middle and leave them!)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?) Thou shall not do drugz. (Alcohol lasts longer!) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection!) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect) Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money!) […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[400,1413],"class_list":["post-1902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-families","tag-commandments","tag-teenagers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1902"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1902\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}