{"id":1887,"date":"2015-01-04T01:48:53","date_gmt":"2015-01-03T23:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1887"},"modified":"2015-01-04T01:48:53","modified_gmt":"2015-01-03T23:48:53","slug":"creative-ways-to-say-someone-is-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1887","title":{"rendered":"Creative Ways to Say Someone is Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>A few clowns short of a circus.<\/li>\n<li>A few fries short of a Happy Meal.<\/li>\n<li>An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.<\/li>\n<li>A few beers short of a six-pack.<\/li>\n<li>Dumber than a box of hair.<\/li>\n<li>A few peas short of a casserole.<\/li>\n<li>Doesn&#8217;t have all her cornflakes in one box.<\/li>\n<li>The wheel&#8217;s spinning, but the hamster&#8217;s dead.<\/li>\n<li>One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.<\/li>\n<li>One taco short of a combination plate.<\/li>\n<li>A few feathers short of a whole duck.<\/li>\n<li>All foam, no beer.<\/li>\n<li>The cheese slid off her cracker.<\/li>\n<li>Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.<\/li>\n<li>Couldn&#8217;t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.<\/li>\n<li>He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.<\/li>\n<li>An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.<\/li>\n<li>As smart as bait.<\/li>\n<li>Chimney&#8217;s clogged.<\/li>\n<li>Doesn&#8217;t have all his dogs on one leash.<\/li>\n<li>Doesn&#8217;t know much but leads the league in nostril hair.<\/li>\n<li>Elevator doesn&#8217;t go all the way to the top floor.<\/li>\n<li>Forgot to pay her brain bill.<\/li>\n<li>Her sewing machine&#8217;s out of thread.<\/li>\n<li>His antenna doesn&#8217;t pick up all the channels.<\/li>\n<li>His belt doesn&#8217;t go through all the loops.<\/li>\n<li>If she had another brain, it would be lonely.<\/li>\n<li>Missing a few buttons on his remote control.<\/li>\n<li>No grain in the silo.<\/li>\n<li>Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.<\/li>\n<li>Receiver is off the hook.<\/li>\n<li>Several nuts short of a full pouch.<\/li>\n<li>Skylight leaks a little.<\/li>\n<li>Slinky&#8217;s kinked.<\/li>\n<li>Surfing in Nebraska.<\/li>\n<li>Too much yardage between the goal posts.<\/li>\n<li>Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.<\/li>\n<li>The lights are on, but nobody&#8217;s home.<\/li>\n<li>24 cents short of a quarter.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers short of a six-pack. Dumber than a box of hair. A few peas short of a casserole. Doesn&#8217;t have all her cornflakes in one box. The wheel&#8217;s spinning, but the hamster&#8217;s dead. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[456,924,1374],"class_list":["post-1887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-creative","tag-lists","tag-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}