{"id":1851,"date":"2015-01-03T19:49:48","date_gmt":"2015-01-03T17:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1851"},"modified":"2015-01-03T19:49:48","modified_gmt":"2015-01-03T17:49:48","slug":"slogans-that-never-quite-caught-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1851","title":{"rendered":"Slogans that Never Quite Caught On"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Charmin: &#8220;Butt&#8230; Wipe&#8230; Err.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft: &#8220;How much are you going to pay today?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Eggs: &#8220;The Incredible Edible Ovum.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>MTV: &#8220;Loud and easy to spell.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Saks 5th Avenue: &#8220;You Could Shop Here if You&#8217;re Poor, But That Would be Stupid!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Iguana: &#8220;The other green meat.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Penis Enlargement Specialists: &#8220;It Don&#8217;t Mean a Thing If It Ain&#8217;t Got That Swing!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Nike: &#8220;Just buy the damn shoes, you flabby spineless lump!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Daisy Air Rifles: &#8220;Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Canon Photocopiers: &#8220;Quit calling them Xeroxes, dammit!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Pepto Bismol: &#8220;Squash the Squirts!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Trojans: &#8220;Just add meat.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Apple MacIntosh: &#8220;Hey, we thought of it first!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Radio Shack: &#8220;You&#8217;ve got questions, we&#8217;ve got geek losers!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Professional Bowling on NBC: &#8220;Oh, why don&#8217;t you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charmin: &#8220;Butt&#8230; Wipe&#8230; Err.&#8221; Microsoft: &#8220;How much are you going to pay today?&#8221; Eggs: &#8220;The Incredible Edible Ovum.&#8221; MTV: &#8220;Loud and easy to spell.&#8221; Saks 5th Avenue: &#8220;You Could Shop Here if You&#8217;re Poor, But That Would be Stupid!&#8221; Iguana: &#8220;The other green meat.&#8221; Penis Enlargement Specialists: &#8220;It Don&#8217;t Mean a Thing If It Ain&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpmdr_menu":1,"wpmdr_menu_extended":{"individualPostRemove":1,"individualPostRemoveDate":1,"individualPostRemoveAuthor":1,"individualPostYoastRemovePublished":1,"individualPostYoastRemoveModified":1},"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[102,924],"class_list":["post-1851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-ad-slogans","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1851"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1851\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}