{"id":1816,"date":"2015-01-03T11:40:08","date_gmt":"2015-01-03T09:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1816"},"modified":"2015-01-03T11:40:08","modified_gmt":"2015-01-03T09:40:08","slug":"reasons-the-80s-were-cooler-than-the-90s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1816","title":{"rendered":"Reasons The 80s Were Cooler than the 90s"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>MTV actually played videos in the 80&#8217;s.<\/li>\n<li>There were only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (White with a red swoosh), and they didn&#8217;t cost $125.<\/li>\n<li>A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose.<\/li>\n<li>In the 80&#8217;s playing video games actually meant going out to DO something.<\/li>\n<li>In the 80&#8217;s, when you were out partying, you didn&#8217;t have to worry about your Mom calling you on your cell.<\/li>\n<li>In the 80s we didn&#8217;t have to worry about getting our heads blown off atschool-unless you put a whole pack of Pop Rocks in your mouth and drank a coke.<\/li>\n<li>New Kids on the Block vs. Hanson.  OK, that one&#8217;s a draw.<\/li>\n<li>In the early 80&#8217;s there were kids in your high school who could buy alcohol legally.<\/li>\n<li>Feathered hair was easier to care for than dreadlocks.<\/li>\n<li>In the 80&#8217;s you didn&#8217;t have to worry about your pants falling down all the time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MTV actually played videos in the 80&#8217;s. There were only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (White with a red swoosh), and they didn&#8217;t cost $125. A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose. In the 80&#8217;s playing video games actually meant going out to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[89,924],"class_list":["post-1816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funlists","tag-80s","tag-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}