{"id":1797,"date":"2015-01-02T20:49:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T18:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1797"},"modified":"2015-01-02T20:49:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T18:49:14","slug":"my-appetite-is-my-shepherd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1797","title":{"rendered":"My Appetite is My Shepherd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My appetite is my shepherd, I always want.<br \/>\nIt maketh me sit down and stuff myself.<br \/>\nIt leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly<br \/>\nSometimes during the night.<br \/>\nIt leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.<br \/>\nIt destroyeth my shape.<br \/>\nYea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating,<br \/>\nFor the food tasteth so good.<br \/>\nThe ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.<br \/>\nWhen the table is spread before me, it exciteth me.<br \/>\nFor I knoweth that I sooneth shall dig in.<br \/>\nAs I filleth my plate continuously.<br \/>\nMy clothes runneth smaller.<br \/>\nSurely bulges and pudgies shall follow me<br \/>\nAll the days of my life<br \/>\nAnd I shall be &#8220;pleasingly plump&#8221; forever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My appetite is my shepherd, I always want. It maketh me sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly Sometimes during the night. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape. Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eating, For [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[147,1187],"class_list":["post-1797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diet","tag-appetite","tag-prayer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1797"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1797\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}