{"id":1787,"date":"2015-01-02T20:40:19","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T18:40:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/?p=1787"},"modified":"2015-01-02T20:40:19","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T18:40:19","slug":"to-exercise-or-not-to-exercise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1787","title":{"rendered":"To Exercise or Not to Exercise"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.<\/li>\n<li>I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.<\/li>\n<li>I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven&#8217;t lost a pound. Apparently the gimmick is you have to show up.<\/li>\n<li>I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I&#8217;m doing.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.<\/li>\n<li>The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.<\/li>\n<li>If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven&#8217;t lost a pound. Apparently the gimmick is you have to show up. I have to exercise [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[612,1543],"class_list":["post-1787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diet","tag-exercise","tag-workout"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}