{"id":1745,"date":"2015-01-02T13:36:38","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T11:36:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1745"},"modified":"2015-01-02T13:36:38","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T11:36:38","slug":"government-office-rules","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1745","title":{"rendered":"Government Office Rules"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. If it rings, put it on hold.<\/li>\n
  2. If it clanks, call the repairman.<\/li>\n
  3. If it whistles, ignore it.<\/li>\n
  4. If it’s a friend, take a break.<\/li>\n
  5. If it’s the boss, look busy.<\/li>\n
  6. If it talks, take notes.<\/li>\n
  7. If it’s handwritten, type it.<\/li>\n
  8. If it’s typed, copy it.<\/li>\n
  9. If it’s copied, file it.<\/li>\n
  10. If it’s Friday, forget it!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    If it rings, put it on hold. If it clanks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it’s a friend, take a break. If it’s the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. If it’s handwritten, type it. If it’s typed, copy it. If it’s copied, file it. If it’s Friday, forget […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[1091],"class_list":["post-1745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government","tag-office-rules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}