Person One or Person Two?
\nPerson Red or Person Blue?<\/p>\n
Do you live all by yourself?
\nDo you live with someone else?<\/p>\n
Do you own the place where this was sent?
\nOr just a poor slob paying rent?<\/P><\/p>\n
How old are you on April 1st?
\nJust when is your date of birth?<\/p>\n
Are you a boy or girl right now?
\nWould your doctor write that down?<\/p>\n
Are you Vietnamese or Korean?
\nChinese? Cuban? Puerto Rican?<\/p>\n
Japanese or Filipino?
\nTwo-thirds white or half Latino?<\/p>\n
Samoan aunt? Hawaiian dad?
\nAn uncle who’s from Trinidad?<\/p>\n
African or black? Which is it?
\nIndo-Euro Asian midget?<\/p>\n
Answer all and send it out,
\nso we can get a proper count.<\/p>\n
Results arrive 2020,
\nthe date we do it all again!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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