{"id":1712,"date":"2015-01-02T12:46:47","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:46:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1712"},"modified":"2015-01-02T12:46:47","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:46:47","slug":"more-email-abbreviations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1712","title":{"rendered":"More Email Abbreviations"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<p><li>whrthfckuben?<br \/>\nPreviously long phrase:  &#8220;Goodness, it&#8217;s been a long time since we&#8217;ve chatted, hasn&#8217;t it?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>utypliksht<br \/>\nPreviously long phrase:  &#8220;Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood&#8217;s speed-typing course?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>ugoturhdupyrass?<br \/>\nPreviously long phrase:  &#8220;Are you sure about that?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>sowenugtoutofjail?<br \/>\nPreviously long phrase:  &#8220;So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>tkurabbrevsandshuvem<br \/>\nPreviously long phrase:  &#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t you rather just type the whole phrase out?&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>whrthfckuben? Previously long phrase: &#8220;Goodness, it&#8217;s been a long time since we&#8217;ve chatted, hasn&#8217;t it?&#8221; utypliksht Previously long phrase: &#8220;Say, have you heard that there is a new Evelyn Wood&#8217;s speed-typing course?&#8221; ugoturhdupyrass? Previously long phrase: &#8220;Are you sure about that?&#8221; sowenugtoutofjail? Previously long phrase: &#8220;So, what have you been up to lately, Bugs?&#8221; tkurabbrevsandshuvem [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[95],"class_list":["post-1712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-email","tag-abbreviations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}