{"id":1705,"date":"2015-01-02T12:40:09","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:40:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1705"},"modified":"2015-01-02T12:40:09","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:40:09","slug":"deer-tick-warning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1705","title":{"rendered":"Deer Tick Warning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">Summer is upon us, so BEWARE !!!!<\/p>\n<p>Like you, I hate it when people forward bogus warnings&#8230;but this one is important. And you might want to forward this to those you care about. Or not.<\/p>\n<p>If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!<\/p>\n<p>IT IS A SCAM; they only want to see you naked.<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>I wish I&#8217;d gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer is upon us, so BEWARE !!!! Like you, I hate it when people forward bogus warnings&#8230;but this one is important. And you might want to forward this to those you care about. Or not. If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[490,1503],"class_list":["post-1705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-email","tag-deer-tick","tag-warning"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}