{"id":1699,"date":"2015-01-02T12:27:24","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1699"},"modified":"2015-01-02T12:27:24","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:27:24","slug":"the-chocolate-bar-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1699","title":{"rendered":"The Chocolate Bar Test"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take this cute chocolate test to find out about  yourself! When you send this e-mail on, put your candy bar in the subject box above! Also, send it back to the person who sent it to you!<\/p>\n<hr width=\"50%\">\n<p>If you were buying candy and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Clark Bar<\/li>\n<li>Three Musketeers<\/li>\n<li>Butterfinger<\/li>\n<li>Snickers<\/li>\n<li>Hershey&#8217;s<\/li>\n<li>Almond Joy<\/li>\n<li>Baby Ruth<\/li>\n<li>Good &#8216;n&#8217; Plenty<\/li>\n<li>Energy Bar<\/li>\n<li>Chocolate Coated Raisins<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>OK &#8211; Now that you&#8217;ve made your choice, this is what research says about you! NO . . .  you can&#8217;t change your mind once you scroll down so think carefully what your choice will be!<\/p>\n<p>NOW . . . scroll down!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<p><li>Baby Ruth<br \/>\nSweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Three Musketeers<br \/>\nYou are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons.  When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Butterfinger<br \/>\nSmooth and articulate, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don&#8217;t try to walk and chew gum at the same time.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Snickers<br \/>\nFun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in shaking hands!<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Hershey<br \/>\nRomantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Almond Joy<br \/>\nSexy, always ready to give and receive, very energetic, and really likes to get into life. The opposite sex is always attracted to you.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Clark Bar<br \/>\nYou like sports, whether baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but enjoy watching sports. You don&#8217;t like to give up the remote control.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Good &#8216;n&#8217; Plenty<br \/>\nYou are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh.   You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Energy Bar<br \/>\nLife is passing you by. Get a life! Go eat a plum.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<p><li>Chocolate Coated Raisins<br \/>\nYou go to the bathroom often.<\/li>\n<\/p>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take this cute chocolate test to find out about yourself! When you send this e-mail on, put your candy bar in the subject box above! Also, send it back to the person who sent it to you! If you were buying candy and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose? Clark [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[365,581],"class_list":["post-1699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-email","tag-chocolate","tag-email-test"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}