{"id":1695,"date":"2015-01-02T12:24:07","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1695"},"modified":"2015-01-02T12:24:07","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T10:24:07","slug":"email-abbreviations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1695","title":{"rendered":"Email Abbreviations"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>@TEOTD &#8212; At The End Of The Day<\/li>\n<li>14AA41 &#8212; One for All and All for One<\/li>\n<li>2Bornot2B &#8212; To Be Or Not To Be<\/li>\n<li>2NITE &#8212; Tonight<\/li>\n<li>411 &#8212; info<\/li>\n<li>4ever &#8212; Forever<\/li>\n<li>86 &#8212; Out Of or Over<\/li>\n<li>AAAAA &#8212; American Association Against Acronym Abuse<\/li>\n<li>AAF &#8212; As A Friend<\/li>\n<li>AAK &#8212; Asleep At Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>AAMOF &#8212; As A Matter Of Fact<\/li>\n<li>AAMOI &#8212; As A Matter Of Interest<\/li>\n<li>AAR &#8212; At Any Rate<\/li>\n<li>AAR8 &#8212; At Any Rate<\/li>\n<li>AAS &#8212; Alive And Smiling<\/li>\n<li>AATK &#8212; Always At The Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>AAYF &#8212; As Always, Your Friend<\/li>\n<li>ABITHIWTIDB &#8212; A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush<\/li>\n<li>ABT2 &#8212; About To<\/li>\n<li>ACD &#8212; Alt Control Delete<\/li>\n<li>ACE &#8212; Access Control Entry<\/li>\n<li>ACK &#8212; Acknowledgement<\/li>\n<li>ADAD &#8212; Another Day Another Dollar<\/li>\n<li>ADBB &#8212; All Done Bye Bye<\/li>\n<li>ADIH &#8212; Another Day In Hell<\/li>\n<li>ADIP &#8212; Another Day In Paradise<\/li>\n<li>ADR &#8212; Address<\/li>\n<li>AEAP &#8212; As Early As Possible<\/li>\n<li>AFAGAY &#8212; A Friend As Good As You<\/li>\n<li>AFAHMASP &#8212; A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted<\/li>\n<li>AFAIC &#8212; As Far As I&#8217;m Concerned<\/li>\n<li>AFAICS &#8212; As Far As I Can See<\/li>\n<li>AFAICT &#8212; As far As I can Tell<\/li>\n<li>AFAIK &#8212; As Far As I Know<\/li>\n<li>AFAIU &#8212; As Far As I Understand<\/li>\n<li>AFAIUI &#8212; As Far As I Understand It<\/li>\n<li>AFAP &#8212; As Far As Possible<\/li>\n<li>AFAYC &#8212; As Far As You&#8217;re Concerned<\/li>\n<li>AFC &#8212; Away From Computer<\/li>\n<li>AFDN &#8212; Any F***ing Day Now<\/li>\n<li>AFIAA &#8212; As Far As I Am Aware<\/li>\n<li>AFINIAFI &#8212; A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed<\/li>\n<li>AFK &#8212; Away From Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>AFZ &#8212; Acronym free zone<\/li>\n<li>AGKWE &#8212; And God Knows What Else<\/li>\n<li>AIAMU &#8212; And I&#8217;m A Monkey&#8217;s Uncle<\/li>\n<li>AIH &#8212; As It Happens<\/li>\n<li>AIMB &#8212; As I Mentioned Before<\/li>\n<li>AIMP &#8212; Always In My Prayers<\/li>\n<li>AISE &#8212; As I Said Earlier<\/li>\n<li>AISI &#8212; As I See It<\/li>\n<li>AKA or a.k.a. &#8212; Also Known As<\/li>\n<li>ALAP &#8212; As Late As Possible<\/li>\n<li>ALOL &#8212; Actually Laughing Out Loud<\/li>\n<li>ALTG &#8212; Act Locally, Think Globally<\/li>\n<li>AMAP &#8212; As Many As Possible<\/li>\n<li>AMBW &#8212; All My Best Wishes<\/li>\n<li>AML &#8212; All My Love<\/li>\n<li>AND &#8212; Any day now<\/li>\n<li>ANFAWFOWS &#8212; And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor<\/li>\n<li>ANFSCD &#8212; And Now For Something Completely Different<\/li>\n<li>AOAS &#8212; All Of A Sudden<\/li>\n<li>AOB &#8212; Abuse Of Bandwidth<\/li>\n<li>AP &#8212; Apple Pie<\/li>\n<li>ASAFP &#8212; As Soon As &#8220;Friggin&#8221; Possible<\/li>\n<li>ASAP &#8212; As Soon As Possible<\/li>\n<li>ASL &#8212; Age\/Sex\/Location<\/li>\n<li>ASLMH &#8212; Age\/Sex\/Location\/Music\/Hobbies<\/li>\n<li>ATST &#8212; At The Same Time<\/li>\n<li>ATW &#8212; All the Web or Around the Web<\/li>\n<li>AWGTHTGTTA &#8212; Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again<\/li>\n<li>AWGTHTGTTSA &#8212; Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again<\/li>\n<li>AWOL &#8212; Absent Without Leave<\/li>\n<li>AYK &#8212; As You Know<\/li>\n<li>AYSOS &#8212;  &#8212; Are You Stupid Or Something<\/li>\n<li>AYTMTB &#8212; And You&#8217;re Telling Me This Because?<\/li>\n<li>B\/C &#8212; Because<\/li>\n<li>B4 &#8212; Before<\/li>\n<li>B4N &#8212; Bye For Now<\/li>\n<li>B4U &#8212; Before You<\/li>\n<li>B4YKI &#8212; Before You Know It<\/li>\n<li>BAG &#8212; Bursting A Gut<\/li>\n<li>BAK &#8212;  &#8212; Back At my Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>BAU &#8212; Business As Usual<\/li>\n<li>BB4N &#8212; Bye-Bye for Now<\/li>\n<li>BBBG &#8212; Bye Bye Be Good<\/li>\n<li>BBFBBM &#8212; Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel<\/li>\n<li>BBFN &#8212; Bye-Bye for Now<\/li>\n<li>BBIAB &#8212; Be Back In A Bit<\/li>\n<li>BBIAF &#8212; Be Back In A Few<\/li>\n<li>BBIAS &#8212; Be Back In A Sec<\/li>\n<li>BBIAW &#8212; Be Back In A While<\/li>\n<li>BBL &#8212; Be Back Later<\/li>\n<li>BBN &#8212; Bye Bye Now<\/li>\n<li>BBSD &#8212; Be Back Soon Darling<\/li>\n<li>BBSL &#8212; Be Back Sooner or Later<\/li>\n<li>BBT &#8212; Be Back Tomorrow<\/li>\n<li>BCBS &#8212; Big Company, Big School<\/li>\n<li>BCNU &#8212; Be Seein&#8217; You<\/li>\n<li>BCOZ &#8212; Because<\/li>\n<li>BD &#8212; Big Deal<\/li>\n<li>BDC &#8212; Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com<\/li>\n<li>BDN &#8212; Big Damn Number<\/li>\n<li>BEG &#8212; Big, Evil Grin<\/li>\n<li>BEOS &#8212; Nudge<\/li>\n<li>BFD &#8212; Big F***ing Deal<\/li>\n<li>BFF &#8212; Best Friends Forever<\/li>\n<li>BFN &#8212; Bye For Now<\/li>\n<li>BHOF &#8212; Bald Headed Old Fart<\/li>\n<li>BIF &#8212; Basis In Fact or Before I Forget<\/li>\n<li>BIOYN &#8212; Blow it Out Your Nose<\/li>\n<li>BITD &#8212; Back In The Day<\/li>\n<li>BKA &#8212; Better Known As<\/li>\n<li>BM &#8212; Byte Me<\/li>\n<li>BMOTA &#8212; Byte Me On The Ass<\/li>\n<li>BNF &#8212; Big Name Fan<\/li>\n<li>BOHICA &#8212; Bend Over Here It Comes Again<\/li>\n<li>BR &#8212; Bathroom<\/li>\n<li>BRB &#8212; Be Right Back<\/li>\n<li>BRT &#8212; Be Right There<\/li>\n<li>BSF &#8212; But Seriously, Folks<\/li>\n<li>BT &#8212; Byte This<\/li>\n<li>BTA &#8212; But Then Again or Before The Attacks<\/li>\n<li>BTDT &#8212; Been There Done That<\/li>\n<li>BTDTGTS &#8212; Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt<\/li>\n<li>BTHOOM &#8212; Beats The Heck Out Of Me<\/li>\n<li>BTSOOM &#8212; Beats The Sh** Out Of Me<\/li>\n<li>BTW &#8212; By The Way<\/li>\n<li>BTWBO &#8212; Be There With Bells On<\/li>\n<li>BW &#8212; Best Wishes<\/li>\n<li>BWDIK &#8212; But What Do I Know?<\/li>\n<li>BWO &#8212; Black, White or Other<\/li>\n<li>BYKT &#8212; But you Knew That<\/li>\n<li>C\/P &#8212; Cross Post<\/li>\n<li>CB &#8212; Chat brat<\/li>\n<li>CFV &#8212; Call For Vote<\/li>\n<li>CIAO &#8212; Goodbye (in Italian)<\/li>\n<li>CID &#8212; Consider It Done<\/li>\n<li>CIS &#8212; CompuServe Information Service<\/li>\n<li>CMF &#8212; Count My Fingers<\/li>\n<li>CMIW &#8212; Correct Me if I&#8217;m Wrong<\/li>\n<li>COB &#8212; Close Of Business<\/li>\n<li>CofS &#8212; Church of Scientology<\/li>\n<li>C-P &#8212; Sleepy<\/li>\n<li>CRAP &#8212; Cheap Redundant Assorted Products<\/li>\n<li>CRAT &#8212; Can&#8217;t Remember A Thing<\/li>\n<li>CRS &#8212; Can&#8217;t Remember Sh**<\/li>\n<li>CRTLA &#8212; Can&#8217;t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym<\/li>\n<li>CSL &#8212; Can&#8217;t Stop Laughing<\/li>\n<li>C-T &#8212; City<\/li>\n<li>CU &#8212; See You<\/li>\n<li>CUL &#8212; See You Later<\/li>\n<li>CUL8ER &#8212; See You Later<\/li>\n<li>CUL8R &#8212; See You Later<\/li>\n<li>CUNS &#8212; See You In School!<\/li>\n<li>CWYL &#8212; Chat With You Later<\/li>\n<li>CY &#8212; Calm Yourself<\/li>\n<li>CYA &#8212; Cover Your Ass<\/li>\n<li>CYL &#8212; See You Later<\/li>\n<li>CYT &#8212; See You Tomorrow<\/li>\n<li>DARFC &#8212; Ducking And Running For Cover<\/li>\n<li>DAU &#8212; Dumb A$$ User<\/li>\n<li>DBEYR &#8212; Don&#8217;t Believe Everything You Read<\/li>\n<li>DD &#8212; Due Diligence<\/li>\n<li>DDD &#8212; Direct Distance Dial<\/li>\n<li>DETI &#8212; Don&#8217;t Even Think It<\/li>\n<li>DF &#8212; Dear Friend<\/li>\n<li>DGA &#8212; Don&#8217;t Go Anywhere<\/li>\n<li>DGT &#8212; Don&#8217;t Go There<\/li>\n<li>DH &#8212; Dear Hubby or Husband<\/li>\n<li>DHYB &#8212; Don&#8217;t Hold Your Breath<\/li>\n<li>DIKU &#8212; Do I Know You<\/li>\n<li>DIY &#8212; Do It Yourself<\/li>\n<li>DKDC &#8212; Don&#8217;t Know Don&#8217;t Care<\/li>\n<li>DL &#8212; Download<\/li>\n<li>DLTM &#8212; Don&#8217;t Lie To Me<\/li>\n<li>DMI &#8212; Don&#8217;t Mention It<\/li>\n<li>DNC &#8212; Does Not Compute<\/li>\n<li>DQYDJ &#8212; Don&#8217;t Quit Your Day Job<\/li>\n<li>DRIB &#8212; Don&#8217;t Read If Busy<\/li>\n<li>DUST &#8212; Did You See That?<\/li>\n<li>DWYM &#8212; Does What You Mean<\/li>\n<li>DYJHIW &#8212; Don&#8217;t You Just Hate it When&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>DYSTSOTT &#8212; Did You See The Size Of That Thing<\/li>\n<li>E123 &#8212; Easy as One, Two, Three<\/li>\n<li>EAK &#8212; Eating at Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>EG &#8212; Evil Grin<\/li>\n<li>EL &#8212; Evil Laugh<\/li>\n<li>EM? &#8212; Excuse Me?<\/li>\n<li>EOD &#8212; End Of Day<\/li>\n<li>EOM &#8212; End Of Message<\/li>\n<li>ESO &#8212; Equipment Smarter than Operator<\/li>\n<li>EULA &#8212; End-User License Agreement<\/li>\n<li>EWI &#8212; E-mailing While Intoxicated<\/li>\n<li>EZ &#8212; Easy<\/li>\n<li>F2F &#8212; Face-to-Face<\/li>\n<li>FAB &#8212; Features Attributes Benefits<\/li>\n<li>FAQL &#8212; Frequently Asked Questions List<\/li>\n<li>FAWC &#8212; For Anyone Who Cares<\/li>\n<li>FBKS &#8212; Failure Between Keyboard and Seat<\/li>\n<li>FE &#8212; Fatal Error<\/li>\n<li>FF &#8212; Friends Forever<\/li>\n<li>FF&amp;PN &#8212; Fresh Fields and Pastures New<\/li>\n<li>FISH &#8212; First in, Still Here<\/li>\n<li>FITB &#8212; Fill in the Blanks<\/li>\n<li>FOAF &#8212; Friend Of A Friend<\/li>\n<li>FOC &#8212; Free of Charge<\/li>\n<li>FOFL &#8212; Falling on Floor Laughing<\/li>\n<li>FTASB &#8212; Faster Than A Speeding Bullet<\/li>\n<li>FTL &#8212; Faster Than Light<\/li>\n<li>FTTB &#8212; For The Time Being<\/li>\n<li>FUBAR &#8212; Fouled up Beyond All Recognition<\/li>\n<li>FUD &#8212; Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation<\/li>\n<li>FWD &#8212; Forward<\/li>\n<li>FWIW &#8212; For What It&#8217;s Worth<\/li>\n<li>FYA &#8212; For Your Amusement<\/li>\n<li>FYI &#8212; For Your Information<\/li>\n<li>FYM &#8212; For Your Misinformation<\/li>\n<li>GA &#8212; Go Ahead<\/li>\n<li>GAL &#8212; Get A Life<\/li>\n<li>GALGAL &#8212; Give A Little Get A Little<\/li>\n<li>GBH &#8212; Great Big Hug<\/li>\n<li>GD&amp;R &#8212; Grinning, Ducking and Running<\/li>\n<li>GG &#8212; Good Game (or) Gotta Go<\/li>\n<li>GGN &#8212; Gotta Go Now<\/li>\n<li>GIGO &#8212; Garbage In, Garbage Out<\/li>\n<li>GIWIST &#8212; Gee, I Wish I&#8217;d Said That<\/li>\n<li>GL &#8212; Good Luck<\/li>\n<li>GLYASDI &#8212; God Loves You And So Do I<\/li>\n<li>GMTA &#8212; Great Minds Think Alike<\/li>\n<li>GMTFT &#8212; Great Minds Think For Themselves<\/li>\n<li>GNBLFY &#8212; Got Nothing But Love For You<\/li>\n<li>GOK &#8212; God Only Knows<\/li>\n<li>GR&amp;D &#8212; Grinning Running And Ducking<\/li>\n<li>GR8 &#8212; Great<\/li>\n<li>GRRRR &#8212; Growling<\/li>\n<li>GTG &#8212; Got To Go<\/li>\n<li>GTGB &#8212; Got To Go, Bye<\/li>\n<li>GTGP &#8212; Got To Go Pee<\/li>\n<li>GTH &#8212; Go To Hell<\/li>\n<li>GTSY &#8212; Glad To See Ya<\/li>\n<li>HAGD &#8212; Have a Great Day<\/li>\n<li>HAGO &#8212; Have A Good One<\/li>\n<li>HAK &#8212; Hugs And Kisses<\/li>\n<li>HAND &#8212; Have a Nice Day<\/li>\n<li>HB &#8212; Hurry Back<\/li>\n<li>HD &#8212; Hold<\/li>\n<li>HF &#8212; Hello, Friend<\/li>\n<li>HHO1\/2K &#8212; Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding<\/li>\n<li>HHOJ &#8212; Ha-Ha, Only Joking<\/li>\n<li>HHOK &#8212; Ha Ha, Only Kidding<\/li>\n<li>HHOS &#8212; Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious<\/li>\n<li>HHTYAY &#8212; Happy Holidays To You And Yours<\/li>\n<li>HIH &#8212; Hope It Helps<\/li>\n<li>HIOOC &#8212; Help! I&#8217;m Out Of Coffee<\/li>\n<li>HOHA &#8212; Hollywood HAcker<\/li>\n<li>HTH &#8212; Hope This (or That) Helps<\/li>\n<li>HUA &#8212; Heads Up Ace<\/li>\n<li>HUGZ &#8212; Hugs<\/li>\n<li>I 1-D-R &#8212; I Wonder<\/li>\n<li>IAC &#8212; In Any Case<\/li>\n<li>IAC &#8212; In Any Case<\/li>\n<li>IAE &#8212; In Any Event<\/li>\n<li>IAITS &#8212; It&#8217;s All In The Subject<\/li>\n<li>IANAC &#8212; I Am Not A Crook<\/li>\n<li>IANAE &#8212; I Am Not an Expert<\/li>\n<li>IANAL &#8212; I Am Not A Lawyer<\/li>\n<li>IAT &#8212; I Am Tired<\/li>\n<li>IBRB &#8212; I Will Be Right Back<\/li>\n<li>IBT &#8212; In Between Technology<\/li>\n<li>IBTD &#8212; I Beg To Differ<\/li>\n<li>IC &#8212; In Character<\/li>\n<li>ICBW &#8212; I Could Be Wrong<\/li>\n<li>ID10T &#8212; Idiot<\/li>\n<li>IDGI &#8212; I Don&#8217;t Get It<\/li>\n<li>IDK &#8212; I Don&#8217;t Know<\/li>\n<li>IDKY &#8212; I Don&#8217;t Know You<\/li>\n<li>I-D-L &#8212; Ideal<\/li>\n<li>IDM &#8212; It Does Not Matter<\/li>\n<li>IDST &#8212; I Didn&#8217;t Say That<\/li>\n<li>IDTS &#8212; I Don&#8217;t Think So<\/li>\n<li>IEF &#8212; It&#8217;s Esther&#8217;s Fault<\/li>\n<li>IFAB &#8212; I Found A Bug<\/li>\n<li>IGTP &#8212; I Get The Point<\/li>\n<li>IHAIM &#8212; I Have Another Instant Message<\/li>\n<li>IHNO &#8212; I Have No Opinion<\/li>\n<li>IIIO &#8212; Intel Inside, Idiot Outside<\/li>\n<li>IIMAD &#8212; If It Makes A(ny) Difference<\/li>\n<li>IIR &#8212; If I Remember or If I Recall<\/li>\n<li>IIRC &#8212; If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly<\/li>\n<li>IIWM &#8212; If It Were Me<\/li>\n<li>ILICISCOMK &#8212; I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat\/Spilt Coffee\/Crumbs\/Coke On My Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>ILU &#8212; I Love You<\/li>\n<li>ILY &#8212; I Love You<\/li>\n<li>IM &#8212; Instant Messaging<\/li>\n<li>IMHO &#8212; In My Humble Opinion<\/li>\n<li>IMNSHO &#8212; In My Not So Humble Opinion<\/li>\n<li>IMO &#8212; In My Opinion<\/li>\n<li>IMS &#8212; I Am Sorry<\/li>\n<li>INMP &#8212; It&#8217;s Not My Problem<\/li>\n<li>INNW &#8212; If Not Now, When<\/li>\n<li>INPO &#8212; In No Particular Order<\/li>\n<li>IOH &#8212; I&#8217;m Outta Here<\/li>\n<li>IOW &#8212; In Other Words<\/li>\n<li>IRL &#8212; In Real Life<\/li>\n<li>ISS &#8212; I Said So<\/li>\n<li>ISTM &#8212; It Seems to Me<\/li>\n<li>ISTR &#8212; I Seem To Remember<\/li>\n<li>ISWYM &#8212; I See What You Mean<\/li>\n<li>ITM &#8212; In The Money<\/li>\n<li>IUM &#8212; If You Must<\/li>\n<li>IYKWIM &#8212; If You Know What I Mean<\/li>\n<li>IYKWIMAITYD &#8212; If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do<\/li>\n<li>IYO &#8212; In Your Opinion<\/li>\n<li>IYSS &#8212; If You Say So<\/li>\n<li>IYSWIM &#8212; If You See What I Mean<\/li>\n<li>J\/C &#8212; Just Checking<\/li>\n<li>J\/K &#8212; Just Kidding!<\/li>\n<li>J\/W &#8212; Just Wondering<\/li>\n<li>JAD &#8212; Just Another day<\/li>\n<li>JAM &#8212; Just a Minute<\/li>\n<li>JK &#8212; Just Kidding<\/li>\n<li>JM2C &#8212; Just My 2 Cents<\/li>\n<li>JOOTT &#8212; Just One Of Those Things<\/li>\n<li>JT &#8212; Just Teasing<\/li>\n<li>K &#8212; Okay or All Right<\/li>\n<li>KBD &#8212; Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>KEWL &#8212; Cool<\/li>\n<li>KFY &#8212; Kiss For You<\/li>\n<li>KIR &#8212; Keep It Real<\/li>\n<li>KISS &#8212; Keep It Simple Stupid<\/li>\n<li>KIT &#8212; Keep In Touch<\/li>\n<li>KOK &#8212; Knock<\/li>\n<li>KOTC &#8212; Kiss On The Cheek<\/li>\n<li>KOTL &#8212; Kiss On The Lips<\/li>\n<li>KWIM &#8212; Know What I Mean<\/li>\n<li>L8R &#8212; Later<\/li>\n<li>LD &#8212; Long Distance<\/li>\n<li>LDTTWA &#8212; Let&#8217;s Do The Time Warp Again<\/li>\n<li>LIFO &#8212; Last In First Out<\/li>\n<li>LLTA &#8212; Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause<\/li>\n<li>LMK &#8212; Let Me Know<\/li>\n<li>LOL &#8212; Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)<\/li>\n<li>LOLA &#8212; Laugh Out Loud Again<\/li>\n<li>LOOL &#8212; Laughing Outragously Out Loud<\/li>\n<li>LOPSOD &#8212; Long On Promises, Short On Delivery<\/li>\n<li>LRF &#8212; Little Rubber Feet<\/li>\n<li>LTIC &#8212; Laughing &#8216;Til I Cry<\/li>\n<li>LTNS &#8212; Long Time No See<\/li>\n<li>LWR &#8212; Launch When Ready<\/li>\n<li>LYL &#8212; Love Ya Lots<\/li>\n<li>LYLAB &#8212; Love You Like a Brother<\/li>\n<li>LYLAS &#8212; Love You Like A Sister<\/li>\n<li>M8 or M8s &#8212; Mate or Mates<\/li>\n<li>MFD &#8212; Multi-Function Device<\/li>\n<li>MHBFY &#8212; My Heart Bleeds For You<\/li>\n<li>MHOTY &#8212; My Hat&#8217;s Off To You<\/li>\n<li>MIHYAP &#8212; May I Have Your Attention Please<\/li>\n<li>MKOP &#8212; My Kind Of Place<\/li>\n<li>MM &#8212; Market Maker<\/li>\n<li>MMHA2U &#8212; My Most Humble Apologies To You<\/li>\n<li>MOMPL &#8212; One Moment Please<\/li>\n<li>MOO &#8212; Mud, Object-Oriented<\/li>\n<li>MOOS &#8212; Member Of The Opposite Sex<\/li>\n<li>MOSS &#8212; Member Of The Same Sex<\/li>\n<li>MOTAS &#8212; Member Of The Appropriate Sex<\/li>\n<li>MOTD &#8212; Message Of The Day<\/li>\n<li>MOTSS &#8212; Members Of The Same Sex<\/li>\n<li>MSG &#8212; Message<\/li>\n<li>MTBF &#8212; Mean Time Between Failure<\/li>\n<li>MTFBWY &#8212; May The Force Be With You<\/li>\n<li>MUBAR &#8212; Messed up Beyond All Recognition<\/li>\n<li>MWBRL &#8212; More Will Be Revealed Later<\/li>\n<li>MYOB &#8212; Mind Your Own Business<\/li>\n<li>N\/A &#8212; Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated<\/li>\n<li>N\/T &#8212; No Text<\/li>\n<li>N2M &#8212; Not To Mention<\/li>\n<li>NALOPKT &#8212; Not A Lot of People Know That<\/li>\n<li>N-A-Y-L &#8212; In A While<\/li>\n<li>NAZ &#8212; Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)<\/li>\n<li>NBD &#8212; No Big Deal<\/li>\n<li>NBIF &#8212; No Basis In Fact<\/li>\n<li>NCG &#8212; New College Graduate<\/li>\n<li>N-E-1 &#8212; Anyone<\/li>\n<li>N-E-1 ER &#8212; Anyone Here?<\/li>\n<li>NG &#8212; New Game<\/li>\n<li>NIM &#8212; No Internal Message<\/li>\n<li>NIMBY &#8212; Not In My Back Yard<\/li>\n<li>NIMQ &#8212; Not In My Queue<\/li>\n<li>NM &#8212; Never Mind or Nothing Much<\/li>\n<li>NMP &#8212; Not My Problem<\/li>\n<li>NOYB &#8212; None Of Your Business<\/li>\n<li>NP &#8212; No Problem<\/li>\n<li>NQOCD &#8212; Not Quite Our Class Dear<\/li>\n<li>NRG &#8212; Energy<\/li>\n<li>NRN &#8212; No Reply Necessary<\/li>\n<li>NTK &#8212; Nice To Know<\/li>\n<li>NTYMI &#8212; Now That You Mention It<\/li>\n<li>NUFF &#8212; Enough Said<\/li>\n<li>NW &#8212; No Way!<\/li>\n<li>OAUS &#8212; On An Unrelated Subject<\/li>\n<li>OBTW &#8212; Oh By The Way<\/li>\n<li>OEM &#8212; Original Equipment Manufacturer<\/li>\n<li>OIC &#8212; Oh, I see<\/li>\n<li>OK &#8212; All Correct<\/li>\n<li>OLL &#8212; On-Line Love<\/li>\n<li>OMDB &#8212; Over My Dead Body<\/li>\n<li>OMG &#8212; Oh My Gosh<\/li>\n<li>OMIK &#8212; Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>ONNA &#8212; Oh No, Not Again<\/li>\n<li>ONNTA &#8212; Oh No, Not This Again<\/li>\n<li>OOC &#8212; Out Of Character<\/li>\n<li>OOF &#8212; Out Of Facility<\/li>\n<li>OOI &#8212; Out Of Interest<\/li>\n<li>OOO &#8212; Out Of Office<\/li>\n<li>OOTB &#8212; Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue<\/li>\n<li>OOTC &#8212; Obligatory On Topic Comment<\/li>\n<li>OS &#8212; Operating System<\/li>\n<li>OT &#8212; Off Topic<\/li>\n<li>OTOH &#8212; On the Other Hand<\/li>\n<li>OTP &#8212; On the Phone<\/li>\n<li>OTT &#8212; Over the Top<\/li>\n<li>OTTOMH &#8212; Off the Top of my Head<\/li>\n<li>OUSU &#8212; Oh, You Shut Up<\/li>\n<li>OWTTE &#8212; Or Words To That Effect<\/li>\n<li>OZ &#8212; stands for: Australia<\/li>\n<li>P&amp;C &#8212; Private and Confidential<\/li>\n<li>PANS &#8212; Pretty Awesome New Stuff<\/li>\n<li>PD &#8212; Public Domain<\/li>\n<li>PDQ &#8212; Pretty Darn Quick<\/li>\n<li>PEBCAK &#8212; Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>PLS &#8212; Please<\/li>\n<li>PM &#8212; Personal Message<\/li>\n<li>PMFJI &#8212; Pardon Me For Jumping In<\/li>\n<li>PMIGBOM &#8212; Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth<\/li>\n<li>PMJI &#8212; Pardon My Jumping In<\/li>\n<li>PONA &#8212; Person Of No Account<\/li>\n<li>POOF &#8212; Good-bye<\/li>\n<li>POS &#8212; Parent Over Shoulder<\/li>\n<li>POV &#8212; Point of View<\/li>\n<li>PS &#8212; Post Script<\/li>\n<li>PU &#8212; That Stinks<\/li>\n<li>P-ZA &#8212; Pizza<\/li>\n<li>QL &#8212; Quit Laughing!<\/li>\n<li>QS &#8212; Quit Scrolling<\/li>\n<li>QT &#8212; Cutie<\/li>\n<li>R&#038;D &#8212; Research &#038; Development<\/li>\n<li>R&#038;R &#8212; Rest &#038; Relaxation<\/li>\n<li>RAT &#8212; Remote(ly) Activated Trojan<\/li>\n<li>RBAY &#8212; Right Back At Ya<\/li>\n<li>RBTL &#8212; Read Between The Lines<\/li>\n<li>RE &#8212; Regards or Hello Again<\/li>\n<li>RFD &#8212; Request For Discussion<\/li>\n<li>RL &#8212; Real Life<\/li>\n<li>RLF &#8212; Real Life Friend<\/li>\n<li>RMLB &#8212; Read My Lips Baby<\/li>\n<li>RMMM &#8212; Read My Mail Man!<\/li>\n<li>RN &#8212; Right Now!<\/li>\n<li>ROFL &#8212; Rolling on the Floor Laughing<\/li>\n<li>ROFLMAO &#8212; Rolling on the Floor Laughing My A$$ Off<\/li>\n<li>ROTFL &#8212; Rolling On The Floor Laughing<\/li>\n<li>ROTFLOL &#8212; Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud<\/li>\n<li>ROTM &#8212; Right On The Money<\/li>\n<li>RSN &#8212; Real Soon Now<\/li>\n<li>RTBS &#8212; Reason To Be Single<\/li>\n<li>RTFAQ &#8212; Read the FAQ File<\/li>\n<li>RTFM &#8212; Read the Freakin&#8217; Manual!<\/TD>\n<li>RTK &#8212; Return To Keyboard<\/li>\n<li>RU &#8212; Are You?<\/li>\n<li>RUOK &#8212; Are you Okay?<\/li>\n<li>RUUP4IT &#8212; Are You Up For It<\/li>\n<li>RX &#8212; Regards<\/li>\n<li>S2R &#8212; Send To Receive<\/li>\n<li>S4L &#8212; Spam For Life<\/li>\n<li>SBTA &#8212; Sorry, Being Thick Again<\/li>\n<li>SCNR &#8212; Sorry, Could Not Resist<\/li>\n<li>SED &#8212; Said Enough Darling<\/li>\n<li>SEP &#8212; Somebody Else&#8217;s Problem<\/li>\n<li>SF &#8212; Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction<\/li>\n<li>SFAIAA &#8212; So Far As I Am Aware<\/li>\n<li>SFETE &#8212; Smiling From Ear To Ear<\/li>\n<li>SFX &#8212; Sound Effects<\/li>\n<li>SITCOMs &#8212; Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage<\/li>\n<li>SITD &#8212; Still In The Dark<\/li>\n<li>SLIRK &#8212; Smart Little Rich Kid<\/li>\n<li>SMAIM &#8212; Send Me An Instant Message<\/li>\n<li>SME &#8212; Subject Matter Expert<\/li>\n<li>SMEM &#8212; Send Me E-Mail<\/li>\n<li>SNAG &#8212; Sensitive New Age Guy<\/li>\n<li>SNERT &#8212; Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager<\/li>\n<li>SO &#8212; Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy\/girlfriend)<\/li>\n<li>SOHF &#8212; Sense Of Humor Failure<\/li>\n<li>SOP &#8212; Standard Operating Procedure<\/li>\n<li>SRO &#8212; Standing Room Only<\/li>\n<li>SSDD &#8212; Same Sh** Different Day<\/li>\n<li>SSEWBA &#8212; Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms<\/li>\n<li>STFU &#8212; Shut The F*** Up<\/li>\n<li>STM &#8212; Spank The Monkey<\/li>\n<li>STR8 &#8212; Straight<\/li>\n<li>STYS &#8212; Speak To You Soon<\/li>\n<li>SUYF &#8212; Shut Up You Fool<\/li>\n<li>SWAK &#8212; Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss<\/li>\n<li>SWALK &#8212; Sealed With A Loving Kiss<\/li>\n<li>SWDYT &#8212; So What Do You Think?<\/li>\n<li>SYS &#8212; See You Soon<\/li>\n<li>TAFN &#8212; That Is All for Now<\/li>\n<li>TAH &#8212; Take A Hike<\/li>\n<li>TANSTAAFL &#8212; There Ain&#8217;t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch<\/li>\n<li>TBA &#8212; To Be Advised<\/li>\n<li>TBC &#8212; To Be Continued<\/li>\n<li>TCB &#8212; The Trouble Came Back!<\/li>\n<li>TDM &#8212; Too Darn Many<\/li>\n<li>TEOTWAWKI &#8212; The End Of The World As We Know It<\/li>\n<li>TFDS &#8212; That is For Darn Sure<\/li>\n<li>TFN &#8212; Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice<\/li>\n<li>TFX &#8212; Traffic<\/li>\n<li>TGIF &#8212; Thank God it Is Friday<\/li>\n<li>THX or TX or THKS &#8212; Thanks<\/li>\n<li>TIA &#8212; Thanks In Advance<\/li>\n<li>TIAIL &#8212; Think I Am In Love<\/li>\n<li>TIC &#8212; Tongue In Cheek<\/li>\n<li>TK &#8212; To Come<\/li>\n<li>TLA &#8212; Three Letter Acronym<\/li>\n<li>TLGO &#8212; The List Goes On<\/li>\n<li>TLK-2-U-L-8-R &#8212; Talk to You Later<\/li>\n<li>TM &#8212; Trust Me<\/li>\n<li>TMI &#8212; Too Much Information<\/li>\n<li>TMTOWTDI &#8212; There&#8217;s More Than One Way To Do It<\/li>\n<li>TNA &#8212; Temporarily Not Available<\/li>\n<li>TNC &#8212; Tongue In Cheek<\/li>\n<li>TNX &#8212; Thanks<\/li>\n<li>TOM &#8212; 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