Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.<\/p>\n
The passenger, Bubba, said “lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a poll-ice roadblock!! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!!”<\/p>\n
“Don’t worry, Bubba”, Earl said. “We’ll just pull over and finish drinkin’ these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.”<\/p>\n
“What fer?” asked Bubba.<\/p>\n
“Just let me do the talkin’, OK?” said Earl.<\/p>\n
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, “You boys been drinkin’?”<\/p>\n
“No, sir”, said Earl. “We’s on the patch!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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