{"id":1670,"date":"2015-01-02T11:00:35","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T09:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1670"},"modified":"2015-01-02T11:00:35","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T09:00:35","slug":"how-to-have-fun-with-beer-coasters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1670","title":{"rendered":"How to Have Fun with Beer Coasters"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Remove a beer coaster from your local bar.<\/li>\n<li>Carefully split the beer coaster top and bottom.<\/li>\n<li>Insert a $10 bill and reseal.<\/li>\n<li>Return to bar.<\/li>\n<li>Place beer coaster under glass.<\/li>\n<li>Wait for the bar to get extremely busy.<\/li>\n<li>Discuss in a VERY LOUD voice the advertisements on TV and in the papers which says Brewery X have hidden $10 bills in their coasters.<\/li>\n<li>Keep arguing about whether it&#8217;s true or not until everyone in the bar knows what you&#8217;re talking about.<\/li>\n<li>Tear open some beer coasters; look depressed.<\/li>\n<li>Partially tear open the one with the $10 bill in it.<\/li>\n<li>Shout, &#8220;I&#8217;ve won ! I&#8217;ve won&#8221;, and wave the tenner still wedged in the beer coaster around.<\/li>\n<li>Watch every coaster in the bar get destroyed.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remove a beer coaster from your local bar. Carefully split the beer coaster top and bottom. Insert a $10 bill and reseal. Return to bar. Place beer coaster under glass. Wait for the bar to get extremely busy. Discuss in a VERY LOUD voice the advertisements on TV and in the papers which says Brewery [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[192,222],"class_list":["post-1670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drinking","tag-bar","tag-beer-coasters"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}