{"id":1661,"date":"2015-01-02T10:53:51","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T08:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1661"},"modified":"2015-01-02T10:53:51","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T08:53:51","slug":"do-re-mi-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1661","title":{"rendered":"Do Re Mi Beer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><b>by Homer J. Simpson<\/b><\/p>\n<p>DOUGH&#8230; the stuff&#8230;that buys me beer&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>RAY&#8230;.. the guy that sells me beer&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>ME&#8230;&#8230; the guy&#8230; who drinks the beer, <\/p>\n<p>FAR&#8230;.. the distance to my beer <\/p>\n<p>SO&#8230;&#8230; I think I&#8217;ll have a beer&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>LA&#8230;&#8230; La la la la la la beer <\/p>\n<p>TEA&#8230;.. no thanks, I&#8217;m drinking beer&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>That will bring us back to&#8230;(Looks into an empty glass) <\/p>\n<p>DOH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Homer J. Simpson DOUGH&#8230; the stuff&#8230;that buys me beer&#8230; RAY&#8230;.. the guy that sells me beer&#8230; ME&#8230;&#8230; the guy&#8230; who drinks the beer, FAR&#8230;.. the distance to my beer SO&#8230;&#8230; I think I&#8217;ll have a beer&#8230; LA&#8230;&#8230; La la la la la la beer TEA&#8230;.. no thanks, I&#8217;m drinking beer&#8230; That will bring us [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[220,798,1337],"class_list":["post-1661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drinking","tag-beer","tag-homer-simpson","tag-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}