A gay guy goes into a bar and asks in an effete voice, “Can I have a beer please?”<\/p>\n
“We don’t serve your types in here,” says the butch barman.<\/p>\n
“Serve me or I’ll bring my fierce German Shepherd in here,” says the gay guy.<\/p>\n
The barman laughs his head off.<\/p>\n
The gay guy comes back in with a truly magnificent German Shepherd. “Let him have it, Cyril!” he orders.<\/p>\n
Cyril puts his front paws on the bar and barks, “Bowsy-wowsy!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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