{"id":1646,"date":"2015-01-02T10:39:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T08:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2015-01-02T10:39:22","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T08:39:22","slug":"why-beer-is-better-than-religion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1646","title":{"rendered":"Why Beer is Better than Religion&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.<\/li>\n<li>Beer doesn&#8217;t tell you how to have sex.<\/li>\n<li>Beer has never caused a major war.<\/li>\n<li>They don&#8217;t force Beer on minors who can&#8217;t think for themselves.<\/li>\n<li>When you have a Beer, you don&#8217;t knock on people&#8217;s doors trying to give it away.<\/li>\n<li>Nobody&#8217;s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.<\/li>\n<li>There are laws saying Beer labels can&#8217;t lie to you.<\/li>\n<li>You can prove you have a Beer.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. Beer doesn&#8217;t tell you how to have sex. Beer has never caused a major war. They don&#8217;t force Beer on minors who can&#8217;t think for themselves. When you have a Beer, you don&#8217;t knock on people&#8217;s doors trying to give it away. Nobody&#8217;s ever been burned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[220,924,1248],"class_list":["post-1646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drinking","tag-beer","tag-lists","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}