{"id":1644,"date":"2015-01-02T10:38:13","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T08:38:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1644"},"modified":"2015-01-02T10:38:13","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T08:38:13","slug":"a-broken-little-throw-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1644","title":{"rendered":"A Broken Little Throw Away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He grabbed me by my slender waist<br \/>\nI could not kick or scream<br \/>\nHe took me to a darkened room<br \/>\nWhere we could not be seen<br \/>\nHe then tore off my flimsy wrap<br \/>\nAnd looked upon my form<br \/>\nMy lips were cold and damp and scared<br \/>\nWhilst his were hot and warm<br \/>\nHis feverish lips he pressed to mine<br \/>\nI gave him every drop<br \/>\nHe drained me of my very self<br \/>\nI could not make him stop<br \/>\nHe made me what I am today<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s why you find me here<br \/>\nA broken little throw away<br \/>\nThat once was full of beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He grabbed me by my slender waist I could not kick or scream He took me to a darkened room Where we could not be seen He then tore off my flimsy wrap And looked upon my form My lips were cold and damp and scared Whilst his were hot and warm His feverish lips [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[221,1172],"class_list":["post-1644","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drinking","tag-beer-bottle","tag-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1644"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1644\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1644"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1644"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1644"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}