My uncle had a beer gut that weighed two hundred pounds
\nHe used a wheelbarrow to haul it into town
\nThey treat him like a king when he walks into Woody’s bar
\nHis beer gut pays for lights and heat and Woody’s brand new car.<\/p>\n
Nudsie got a beer gut that gets bigger every year
\nSince Nudsie gave up lifting weights and started hoisting beer
\nHe was lying on the beach one day, the bbq kept getting hotter
\nSome save the whale freaks came and dragged him back into the water.<\/p>\n
Beer guts of America stand up if you can
\nStick out your big beer gut and hoist a cool one in your hand
\nYour beer gut is your buddy, it’s a friend who’s always near
\nAnd all you ever have to do is feed it lots of beer<\/p>\n
Mungo drank a pony keg at Droopy Aho’s wedding
\nHis eyes went rolling round and round and then he started sweating
\nHe tripped on Duck and Fuzz ’cause they were passed out on the floor
\nHe landed on his beer gut and he bounced right out the door<\/p>\n
I took my date into the sauna and on the bench we sat
\nShe pointed and she said “I’ve never seen one big as that.”
\nShe held it and she stroked it and she told me with a smile,
\n“Body builders make me sick, but beer guts drive me wild.”<\/p>\n
Beer guts of America stand up if you can
\nStick out your big beer gut and hoist a cool one in your hand
\nYour beer gut is your buddy, it’s a friend who’s always near
\nAnd all you ever have to do is feed it lots of beer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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