{"id":1631,"date":"2015-01-02T10:28:31","date_gmt":"2015-01-02T08:28:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joke-archives.com\/fun\/?p=1631"},"modified":"2015-01-02T10:28:31","modified_gmt":"2015-01-02T08:28:31","slug":"the-bar-joke-system","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/?p=1631","title":{"rendered":"The Bar Joke System"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time).<\/p>\n<p>They were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled &#8220;21&#8221; and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled &#8220;34&#8221; and another roar of laughter rose up. Phil, confused about this asked his friend &#8220;Why is everyone laughing at the numbers being called out?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><P>His friend said, &#8220;Well, we&#8217;ve been telling the same jokes for so many years that we just numbered them all and if you want to tell a joke you just call out a number.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Phil nodded and said &#8220;Can I try?&#8221; His friend nodded and Phil called out &#8220;121&#8221; and everyone in the club roared with laughter and it didn&#8217;t die down for at least another 15 minutes after.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why did everyone laugh so hard at that joke?&#8221; Phil asked.<\/p>\n<p>His friend said with a small chuckle, &#8220;We haven&#8217;t heard that one before.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time). They were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled &#8220;21&#8221; and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled &#8220;34&#8221; and another roar of laughter rose up. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[193,201],"class_list":["post-1631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-drinking","tag-bar-jokes","tag-bars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.joke-archives.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}