After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Señor, I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.<\/P><\/p>\n
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beer in the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one.<\/p>\n
The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” He gets it.<\/p>\n
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a Coke.”<\/p>\n
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”<\/p>\n
The Guinness president replies, “Well, I figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither would I.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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